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Monday Blue's - Don't Piss Me Off


I had a long weekend. Sleep was NOT anywhere to be found. Yes, not anywhere. I don't want to see another paint brush, Swiffer sheet, dish rag, or human in my house for AT LEAST 2 weeks. Now don't get me wrong, I'm glad my home is put together and that my family/friends came down for the holiday. IT WAS JUST A LOT! So today, I'm annoyed. Wanna know why, well I'll tell you boo! Your so sweet for asking.



1. I don't like people running with something I said, making it out to be something else. If I say something, trust and believe, I will repeat it. Now the problem comes in when something small it taken and blown up into something big. Something like " no, I really don't like those shoes she had on. Turns into " gggiiiirrrrllll, she said them shoes you had on were busted as hell." Like no MF I didn't say that. If they were giving me Beyonce to the left to the left, I would've said that! This is how drama starts and I want no parts.

2. I hate Comcast. No like I really hate them, but I have to use them. I cursed out 3 people on Comcast line for fffffiiiiffffflllltttthhhhhh!!! The worst thing you can do is lie to me in my face/on the phone. As my mama would say " sit up in and told a bold face lie in my face, when she know I know she lying." My cable was suppose to be set up on Saturday. It is now Monday and this chicka is still having RedBox nights. SMH. FIX IT JESUS!!!!

3. Stay yo broke ass a home!! No really, if someone asks you to do something and it cost a certain amount of money, if you don't have the money to spare right then ....................... SAY NO! I am so f'n tired of people "down for the ride" util it's time to PAY FOR THE RIDE. Like you knew your broke ass was eating ramens last week and you were downgrading to boiled hot dogs soon to pay the light bill. GAH LEE!!!! It's always the people that complain they don't get invited but when it's time to pay up ....... * du-dud-duuuuuuu* we're sorry the person you are trying to get funds from has suddenly caught amnesia and thought you needed the money next week. Please schedule another event and try again. *

4. Mellow Yellow and D made out ........... Yup that's why I'm mad. That's why we are not speaking at this time .............. Can you'll believe that shat? SMH. Oh I'm sorry he said " no no no we didn't make out, he just kissed me on my lips and on my neck. Then I pushed away. " My mother didn't raise a fool. If someone goes from your mouth to your neck ................ you'll are for sure making out ...

Until Next Time .....
I'm not a playstation ..

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