Dear Mr. Elevator Man

So I had this whole blog written out in the shower about 30 minutes ago. For some strange reason I have been staring at this screen for 10 minutes with nothing to type. First let's talk about me, then we'll talk about you. Many of you do not follow me on social media but I am currently 37 weeks pregnant, still married, with a 20 month old. This second baby was NOT planned and honestly threw me into a world wind of emotions from day one when I found out. You can really prepare everything you need/want for your baby but still not be mentally ready. I, for one, am just now starting to get there. For the past few months I have been struggling with depression. I mean it was really bad. I didn't talk about it with anyone because honestly I did not want to hear any of the following : 1. You need to just go to church and pray about it. - FYI mental health is not something your pastor can scripture away. 2. You aren't the first person to have two babies back to back. - I ...

I am a me type of Mommy. I pumped, breastfeed and formula feed my child. I pumped enough to store for future and my husband would feed him formula bottles when I was tapped out sleep. I am a vaccine mom. I say a little prayer before my son gets his shots each time and I watch him like a hawk afterwards. TO ME it is worth it. I am a cry it out mom. Yeah it sucks sometimes but it's worked out in MY favor. He gives me a smooth hour playing in his play pen with no interruptions to do whatever it is I need to do around the house.  I am a cosleep and baby bed mom. Sometimes I just don't feel like getting out of my bed for night feedings so he sleeps in bed with us. Other nights I need some "adult time" and I kick his little ass out. LOL. I am a "his first pair of real shoes are white hard bottoms". I am a when the doctor says he can start eating food he ate everything! Fruits and veggies first and later meats.  I am a google mom. I will google the shit out ...

Dear Shanice, My name is Rose. Currently I was dating an older male and he was recently divorced. He told me that him and his ex wife grew apart. That he stopped finding  her attractive and soon the love went left. He said he hated her style of fashion, and so forth. Because I thought this was going to be my husband, I found his wife's social media accounts and made sure I was to complete opposite of what she was. I'm not going to lie, she was a very attractive older lady and her style was not bad at all. So I kicked my fashion up a few notches, started wearing more heels, more make up, switching up my hair styles and he loved it. After a few months of dating, he told me he loved me and once my lease was up on my apartment we should move in together. The thing is I had just signed a new lease so that was gonna be at least a year. I told him I could just buy out of it but he said no, a year would give us more time to get closer and you never know what would happen. He said an...

I received an email saying that I was pregnancy weight shaming on my FB page. First things first -  I'm having a boy!!! I am so excited because (when i did want multiple kids because this pregnancy shit it tew murch and tew long) I wanted my oldest child to be a boy,  wanted my husband to have a son first, and I wanted our last name to move on to another generation. My husband is the only boy so yeah .... PRESSURE lol. So I received an email from someone on my facebook page saying I was body shaming pregnant women because I stated I was proud that I only gained 10 pounds and I was 6 months pregnant at the time. I'm still at 10 pounds and I'm in my 26th week. It said pregnant women should not be ashamed of how much weight they gain and how I was rude and "probably harming my baby" because I was being self centered worrying about my own weight. Now listen here ... I was already a thick girl umkay! According to records I was obese for my height, which...

Dear Shanice, First congratulation on your marriage and baby. My name is Breneesha and I am currently pregnant. My baby daddy and I did not plan on getting pregnant and it seems like as soon as I took the test our relationship went to shit. We were living together but he has basically moved out. We have never talked about having kids but we have been together a little over a year. I might see him once a week, and when I ask him where he is going or staying he literally ignores me and leaves. Last week I packed up all of his clothes and told him that he could leave for good and not come back. He is listed on the lease and still pays half the bills. He told me he wasn't going anywhere and once the baby was born he would be back staying full time. Full time? What does that mean? I told him I have basically went through this pregnancy alone and I am fine being a single mom. I have made my mind up that I am going to move into a one bedroom and live alone. I don't know what he is ...

Listen ... Married in May ... PREGNANT soon after .... I was going to start another blog to post just baby stuff but umm yeah ... I barely keep it together over here so we just gone keep Friday's as BABY UPDATES! Finally ending my first trimester here soon ( or already depending on which website you get on chillleeee that's another story ) I am crawling out of the sickness hole - ready to chat it up! So I knew about morning sickness before I got pregnant. I knew that, but ummmmmmm what I didn't know about is ALL DAY SICKNESS!! I suffered for about 2.5 months with all day sickness before I got my drugs . I mean I would hiccup and all hell would break loose! One day I coughed, did you read that .... I COUGHED ... and  had to grab the nearest bag to let loose. Dehydrated. Frustrated. Hungry. Just .... I'm now to the point were it's occasionally, where my praise dancers at?!  and my got my TWO prescriptions filled to fight back! I lost over 10 pounds but they ...

Dear I Only Love Natural Hair People, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!! No serious ... leave ... me .... alone!!! I do not care that you don't like weave, or braids, or anything other than this afro puff. THIS AINT YO GAH DAMN HEAD!!! Unless you plan on going to hair school ( i know the real name of it ), and doing my natural hair HOW I WANT IT everyday .... you can join Spongebob Squarepants at driving school and love on Mrs. Puff bald head ass. I don't understand why you are so concerned with my hair. It doesn't change my blackness, it doesn't change my feelings toward black issues .. what is does it let my black ass sleep in a little bit more in the morning, it gives my hair relief from being handled every day, it helps me express myself with curls, colors, and cuts without damaging this CROWN OF GLORY underneath it all.  It seems like you need to have a little talk with your Jesus ... TELL 'EM ... tell him all about your I only love people with natural hair ...

Ya'll ... they locked a playa UP!!!!! They tried to keep a real G down!!! They tried to hold this black woman BACK!! Let me tell ya'll what had happened ..... So in March I had an accident. I thought I hit the man but after explaining it to everybody, it seems he might have hit me. All I know is I was trying to see around a curb. I pulled up a little and saw him truck fly by. I stopped but he kept going and his card took the side of my car with him. So panicking me - I just wrote that I hit him. EITHER WAYYYYYYY - the police came, got all out information, INSURANCE INFO ( remember this part ) and sent us on our way. Mind you Geico still ain't fixed my shit .... and it's May .... but that's another story. I also got a ticket earlier that week - that week was like the worst. I hadn't had a wreck or gotten a ticket in 10 years, broke that record that week I tell ya. Any whooossss .... my soon to be mother in law told me to go up there and ask for driving sch...

BIH YOU GUESSED IT .... WHEW!!!! AND YOU WAS RIGHT! Today is my birthday .... this post may be filled with random Boosie quotes but just go with me umkay!!! This post shall be a RANDOM one. I haven't blogged much - even though I have a LOT of shit to say ... but after May I should be back on the move. Running a business, and planning a wedding just makes me want to lay down after 3pm and not get up or touch another device. ANY WHOOOOOSSS ... 1. LOOK AT THAT DONKEY BUTT AND THEM BIG OL' LEGS .... I have officially lost 30 pounds!! I keep tilting back and forth so I'm sticking with 30, until I can give a solid 35 lol. I'm excited ... losing weight is not easy .. I had a dream ... my dream was that one day little black boys and black girls ... would come together with little white boys and white girls .. and serve me chicken wings, crab legs, collard greens, fried catfish, pork ribs, mac n cheese, candid yams, broccoli and cheese casserole, fried corn, Waffle House...

Dear Shanice, My name is Amber and I am 20. I have been dating my husband since I was 16 and we have been married for 3 months. We have one child and I am pregnant now. Recently my husband and I bought a house and two new trucks. My husbands credit isn't so good so I put everything in my name and my husband gave me the down payments. My husband is a welder and he is 30 years old. I am a stay at home mom and I am in college to become a hair stylist. I want to open a salon one day. After we got married my husband started being very distant and working a lot of overtime. I don't see him a lot and when he is home he is always attached to his phone. The other day my cousin came over and showed me all these profiles of my husband on dating sites. He has a separate instagram, and facebook page from the one that I know of. I went through his phone and saw him texting girls his penis and girls sending him naked photos. He was taking these girls out and meeting up with them at hotels. ...

Dear Shanice, How do you feel about dating a man in jail? My boyfriend of 1 years was sentenced for 5 years on a drug charge and I have mixed emotions. He proposed to me right before he was sentenced and I said yes. It's been about 6 months and I'm already having second thoughts. I have met this really nice guy at my job and he keeps asking me out on a date. My mom said I should leave my boyfriend alone and date around. That if I don't find anyone by the time he gets out then I should get back with him. Thanks. First off I just want ya'll to know I had to piece this letter together like a mutha. I'm not sure how old you are but stay in school! SHIT! Needless to say your FIANCE is locked up for 5 years and you want to know if you should stay with him. Why do women always gotta hold they new ass man down when he get locked up!? Honesty I think he just proposed to you so he could have someone to be obligated to come see him and put money on his books. Couldn...

Listen, I have only really talked about the whole Bill Cosby situation with my fiance. He is almost the only person I don't roll my eyes at when talking about things like this. Let me just say this BILL COSBY IS NOT YOU GAH DAMN DADDY!!  #staywoke lmbo!!! LOL. I'm sorry but I just really needed to get that out. I have always had a passion for law but not for school .. umhm ... and I will search and search and search until I find the case and read the documents. Ask my friends .. they will tell you. I printed off the entire case against Eddie Long - and highlighted things - and did the same with the Atlanta Public School case. I like facts ... I like to read things myself and know what the hell is going on. BUT in this case - I really don't give a shit. I don't know Bill Cosby, I'm just mad that 7th Heaven is on and I can't find the Cosby show. Now that is something you might want to #staywoke about because he confessed to the shit. Back to my title .. B...

Happy New Year Lovely People!!!! Let's get into these wedding nightmares umkay!!!

Good evening Shanice,  It's great to see you back blogging. I have a quick question that I am hoping to get some advice on. I met my ex girlfriend right after she had her son, about 4 years ago. I thought she was a great strong woman and pursued her anyways. Her baby father was never around. Her son called me Pop Pop and I am he's father. His mother and I are no longer together ( 2 years now ) but we still co parent. About 2 months ago the child's father came back into the picture. This man has not done anything for this child and now she is pushing me away. I pick him up every day from school and take him to he's after school activities until she gets off work. Now she wants the father to pick him up and wants me to cut off all communication with this child. I just feel like the child's father is just doing this because he's parents don't like me taking the child around my family. Long story short, I posted a photo of all my family and him at a famil...

Today I officially leave the corporate working world. LAWDDDD HELP ME!!! I went back and forth on whether I wanted to share this with others or not, and said hell why not! I'm not sharing er'thang - but - I can give you a little bit umkay!!  First let's get into this BEAT! That lash got my eye looking a little like it's off that purp but thats neither here nor there. :) I'm also really starting to embrace these big ass eyes of mine. BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT ... So today is my last day at my current job. I am leaving because my fiance started a business as well as helping with other people visions as well. No lie - a bih nervous as hell - but I am excited as shit! People at work have been asking me how I prepared myself to leave and truth be told I don't know how I did it. You want to plan everything and make sure everything is in place before you leave - but sometimes it doesn't happen that way. I was pushed into having to resign. LIT...

Heeellllloooo Ladies! HHEEELLLLLOOOO. How are ya'll doing toniigghhhtttt? FFFIINNEEE. Can I keep it rrrreeeaallllll? YYYYEESSS. And say what's on my mind? ... What cha'll know about that!!! THROWBIKE! 

That's been my week. Come on in and let me get some things off my chest ....

Yes I am back at the strip club Stebie. LOL. I moved out of the hotel, gave back the car, went and got my own car and apartment. He was mad aa hell but I didn't care. You were right though, I was so caught up in that shit that I wouldn't see my left from my right. Now that I'm back at the club, it's new girls there that I have to put in check about my money and my regulars. It's not my problem when I came back they wanted me over them. My new thing now is girls.

So I received an update from the wife that is sleeping with her husbands nephew. I really just want her to tell her husband. At this point there is no marriage to save. I am not married yet but I know for a FACT if my soon to be husband has a baby with someone else; it's over. At this point in your life you made the commitment to love, respect and cherish me. Stepping outside of our marriage is showing me that you do not care about me or these vows we took. If you are in a relationship and the other person moves out; you need to figure out if you can work it out or if it's time to let it go. DO NOT bring a third person into your marriage and wreck havoc. - Shanice

Dear Danny, When do you think a man should be taken back in a relationship? My boyfriend of 2 years just told me about how you cheated on me with multiple women for the first year of our relationship. As he puts it "he has grown so much since then and he had to get the truth off he's chest". This I found out was a lie because I got a Facebook message from one of the girls telling me that he had a 3 month old son. When I confronted him about it, after taking he's lying ass back in, he told me he went and got a DNA test and the baby isn't he's. Which only pisses me off even more because you are out here having unprotected sex with these women and we keep it wrapped up tight over here because of my trust issues. My friends are telling me to give him another chance since it was over a year ago and he told me instead of me finding out but I really want to say fuck him. We do not live together so it's not like I have to split up shit between us. I want to go t...