Dear Mr. Elevator Man

I don't really know how to start this post, but ya'll rock with me so just let me have a moment. I love to blog but I am having time management issues with everything going on in my life. It doesn't make me money so it kind of goes on the back burner even though I love to do it. My small home town had a double homicide yesterday. I'm not listing names or locations because I respect the privacy of everyone in that situation. With a sad heart, my mind began to race with thoughts of "if this happened to me, have I lived the life I wanted?" Because it can happened to any of us. I live in Stone Mountain, GA and although my block is very quiet, little to no children on the block, just a few weeks ago my husband and I came home to a road full with police, fire department trucks, ambulance vans and cars everywhere. We still don't know what happened down there. I work for myself. My husband and I started a few businesses together and each of them has there se...

Listen .... We get it Sis! WE ....GET.....IT!! The men you have dated over your ENTIRE life time have been TRASH. You do not have to remind us every few weeks. But I want to let you in on a little secret that you might not know umkay? ALL MEN AREN'T TRASH! Whew! I'm so glad I was able to let you in on that secret. Feel better? I do! Honestly though I'm over the man bashing on social media. I'm not sure if ya'll think rallying together on the "men aren't shit" trip is going to help you find a good man or even have one approach you but ummm .. it's not helping your situation. No matter how much you talk about oh I'm staying single forever, I don't need a man, I'm so happy to be in my bed knowing a man ain't cheating on me, you talk ... I BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS THAT I DON'T HAVE ... when that right man comes around all that talk will change. Right hand to God, the aliens, and ancestor I do NOT want to be single. That si...

Who started this cooking for your man is something that only wives do and not girlfriends? Do ya'll smoke crack? I'm convenience you early-mid 20 somethings smoke crack. I've seen a meme rolling around social media where the man says he wants to see his girl like this (she's cooking in underwear ... which leads to a whole 'notha story. Like I hope she not frying NATHAN!! Because baby bout to get burnt up trying to be cute.) and the girl replies "this is wife level package, you can upgrade your girlfriend package by buying a ring. He couldn't be me. STARVE THEN BIH! Listen .... follow me umkay? 1. NONE OF YA'LL (me included) makes enough money to eat at a restaurant everyday where the food is that damn bomb! Like you gone be eating Applebee's happy hour on the 4th day! AAANNDDDD ain't NOBODY trying to take yo bap ass out to eat EVERYDAY. Hoe I got bills to pay! Say it with me now ... I'mmmm oooonnnn aaaaaaa bbbuuuddddggggeeettt!!! ...

I'm fresh into my marriage. Will be two years this year, but I have been with my now husband for 14 years. Lawd, that makes me feel old. Now I enjoy being married. LLLOOVVEEEE IT! But ummmmmrraaaahhhuuuhhhhh, let's talk about married people advice. I'm not saying "all married people" but I've notice that married people LLOOVVEEE to give you the  "I'm up here and your down there" advice. Or they give you the "right, holy" answer. Like bih I'll still give you a two piece! Tell me that I need to leave Jaquan ass alone because he only act right in the winter. Tell me what you would've told me 6 months ago before you got married. I am WORTH MORE! Don't hit me with a bible verse, don't hit me with an I'll pray for you, don't try to tell me this is in God's plan, don't tell me how to keep a man, or why my man ain't acting right... again YOU JUST GOT MARRIED LESS THAN 5 YEARS AGO! I know ya'll ...

Bust into 2018 lliikkkeeee  ... I'm not about to give ya'll the I'm Back spill b/c ccchhhiiillleeee .... I aint loyal. LMAO!! But seriously I am TRYING to be more consistent because this is a great outlet for me to express myself. PLUS you raggedy people in my inbox got my nerves bad with needing advice. SO..... How's ya 2018 going so far? As I am typing this my son is trying to crawl all over me, screaming MA MA MA MA, and my husband is trying to keep him away so I can finish this. LOL. THIS IS MY LIFE! I can't make eye contact with my own damn child or I will have to fight him into the play pen. I love it though. Of course I've been seeing the negative things being said about people that say this new year, they are doing new things. Honestly, I just look over that negatively. If you are not looking forward to growing as a person. business owner, friend, mother, father, or whatever, than you are WWEEIIRRDDD! Of course people can start these things...