Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Are the kind words that were whispered in the club on Saturday. Hey Ya'll!!! Miss me? If you haven't noticed Mondays are now "D's" post days. But he pissed me off, then I pissed him off; so now we are having a time out. I'll tell you all about it on Vlog Thursday! My nerves to damn bad right now, and since I am living the healthy life {insert side eye} I don't have any juice to go with my 1800 coconut so whatever. 1.This is my last week in my apartment and I'm still homeless like shit. I'm going to do a Vlog about trying to rent while black. SMH. Listen, this shat is so fn difficult. I'm over it. Like OVER IT!!!! 2.I'm not ready for Summer. I'm not talking about my weight, I'm talking about this HEAT!! OMGOSH you'll it was 97 degree's yesterday and I had a NASTY attitude. I can't deal with heat. I know, I know, Shanice, you live in the south. Yes, you are correct but girl ... show me someone that likes above 90 ...

If you are not done with Season II, take yo ass on back to the TV! This post isn't for you. Cursing below :)  Dear OITNB, You listen to me ... I am having with-drawls and I'm not sure what to do. My friend has sent me the 7 stages of how to get in through a breakup but I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS!!! Why must you dump 13 episodes in my lap, on a Friday? Do you really hate a G, huh? I mean GAH DAMIT!! You have my emotions up and down from episode one. So let me tell you how I feel about this season .... other than I loved it .. * I love Red. OMG, I love her so much!!! Last season, I was like ummm idk about this red head heffa, but I love her now. * V, I hate that hoe with every bone in my body. She ain't bout shit, ain't never been shit, ain't never gone be shit. She is a predator and I hate that shit. Preying on foster kids to run her drugs. SHE FUCKED HER SON!!!! I mean he wasn't her real son, but FFFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK!!! Then had him killed. OOOL...

Catch Part 1  I decided to write her a letter and just let her have her moment. I met up with her and told her I had something to tell her. I gave her the letter and told her to stay at the restaurant until she has read it. I took screen shots and printed off our relationship. I showed her everything. We are not friends on social media, but I did add her. She is a little older than me but she doesn't really do social media.She is kind of a nerd, so books and gadgets are her thing. I told her if she wanted to talk after she read the letter , I am open to it, but I didn't think she would. She did call me a few weeks later and we talked. She was upset that I was still sleeping with him, but glad it was out in the open. So the plotting began! I told him I wanted to have a getaway with just me and him, and she told him she would be out of town for the weekend with her line sisters. I scheduled a hotel near their home and we set things in motion. She called him while we were in the...