Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Well hello there!! Before we get into today's post, which is a little long, I just wanted to say my lunch sucked ASS!!! I'm having a no meat during work hours week and this wheat pasta stir fry I made ... I know the devil sent his minion to my fridge last night and made this taste like this. I KNOW IT! YUCK! So let's just say I am ready to RUN home and JUMP into something to eat. I pray I don't get a hungry headache, although I can feel it coming. Anywho .. onward and upward shall we (: Many people ( like 3)  have been asking me about my weight journey. So I'm just going to share a little bit of what's been going on with me. While doing that I will also touch on depression, something I know about personally.

Well my 45 day challenge isn't over until tomorrow, but my birthday is in two weeks so I am kicking it in high gear! I want to challenge myself to get another 5-7 pounds off by March 2. The day the Lord opened up the sky and say  " LET THIS GREATNESS BE CAST UPON THEe TODAY " and I was born.Yes lightning flash and thunder roared, and my father passed out but all in all : I was born!  Lets do a quick rundown of my 45 day "Get your Chin Back " mission : I did a detox for the first 5 days, I juiced for the month of Feb, and I worked out! The hardest part was staying on myself to workout. I mean ...... let's be real .... working out SUCKS! Only time I enjoy it is when I'm stressed and I take a walk. I found that if I get up in the morning before work and workout, I have more energy and I get it out of the way. When this chunky monkey, gets home from work she wants to lay on the couch, cook dinner and go to sleep. Now I didn't work out for 45 days, le...

Happy Monday MEM!! Just a juice update. YA'LL .... yes I am kicking my country all the way in for this one .... the first week of juicing .......... SWEET MOTHER OF ABRAHAM !!!!! I was cranky, moody, HON-GRY, not hungry but HONGRY, sleepy and all the above. Even though I was having a meal, ya'll, I was even eating 80 cal veggie soup at lunch, I couldn't keep my eyes open, nor find the energy to give a shit! And on Day 2 ....... someone came down from the galaxy and put a green baby in my stomach  .... * starts shouting * and I gave birth for 35 minutes!!!!!!!! It was NOT PRETTY! Everyone kept saying " shanice, your body is just getting used to it, blah blah blah ." I wasn't listening. This week I am doing much better! I still cannot drink straight green juice without fruits because that shat is just nasty. I have energy today and wanted to lick the cup other than burn it for a change. Look at God! He is amazing!!! So anyone trying to juice let me tell you ...

So not only did you run the stop sign almost hitting me, while you were on the phone, NOW you are following me around in Publix!! There is a law against being on the phone and driving. There should be a law that if your little ass can't see above the steering wheel, with the seat all the way up, you should get a Honda hoe! Now you gave me the stank face and a middle finger because YOU ALMOST HIT ME! I let that pass because girl jail is real and I'm not trying to be selling ass for cigarettes in Gwinnett County.You proceed to "slide" out of that minivan, smh , and stare at me in my face. Listen here you are all of 4'9 and my tolerance level for bullshit is at an ALL TIME LOW! This juicing has my ready to bust a move on anybody, so take your little ass in the store and keep it pushing. I make a beeline to the hot soup and here you are again, tugging behind me on your phone talking in whatever language that is. BUT YOU ARE STILL LOOKING AT ME! LADY WHAT THE HELL IS...