I AM SSSSOOOO TIRED of seeing you and your baby outside with the umbilical cord still attached. Meaning, why are you out and about with this 72 hour baby?! I have not had a child, but I know for a FACT the doctor told your leaky bottom ass to stay in the house.
Your Un-Creditable Counselor. I don't always get things right, or spell words correctly ... but I give pretty good advice!