Dear Mr. Elevator Man

I'm sick and shut in, so my blogger humor is short today. I also thought today was Sunday so yeah ... pray for me. The fiance fixed us dinner and any moment now I'll be in the bathroom ... I hope it's not the beginning of the flu ... But that is not why we are here ... we are here because  Lean in closely so I don't have to raise my voice umkay - my throat hurts really bad. WHO IN THE HELL DID THIS MATH! SPEAK UP! SPEAK THE HELL UP NAH!! Yes I know it says Philipe but I want to know before you "re-posted this " who actually did the math. Well let me tell you - at first glance I didn't do the math but I still knew this was wrong. I'm not sure what you did to get 4.33 million a piece but I would love for you to be my pizza delivery guy. I said ok maybe someone will correct these people posting the photo. Everybody can't be this dumb .... But they didn't. They shared it and commented how "evil" the world is. I know Beyonce I k...