Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Are the kind words that were whispered in the club on Saturday. Hey Ya'll!!! Miss me? If you haven't noticed Mondays are now "D's" post days. But he pissed me off, then I pissed him off; so now we are having a time out. I'll tell you all about it on Vlog Thursday! My nerves to damn bad right now, and since I am living the healthy life {insert side eye} I don't have any juice to go with my 1800 coconut so whatever. 1.This is my last week in my apartment and I'm still homeless like shit. I'm going to do a Vlog about trying to rent while black. SMH. Listen, this shat is so fn difficult. I'm over it. Like OVER IT!!!! 2.I'm not ready for Summer. I'm not talking about my weight, I'm talking about this HEAT!! OMGOSH you'll it was 97 degree's yesterday and I had a NASTY attitude. I can't deal with heat. I know, I know, Shanice, you live in the south. Yes, you are correct but girl ... show me someone that likes above 90 ...

Your best guess is my best guess. Is it weird that I look for him now? I feel like he is my kid coming home from college and I'm waiting for my update. I'm waiting to see his first girlfriend from college or for him to tell me about how he likes this girl but he needs moms advice. Don't judge me! After our last encounter, I was weirded out; but I am itching to get my weekly fix! Hello, my name is Shanice and I'm addicted to MEM updates. They say the first step is admitting it, right? I don't want to date him. I hate that pretty much everyone thinks I want to date him. That is f'n nasty! Don't get me wrong, he is easy on the eyes .... BUT my heart belongs to someone else. So let's see ... I think he is somewhere on vacation, hooking up with as many women as he can. He will come back and tell me all about his adventures, and I will judge him. ( Because that's what I do.) He will tell me he has met THE ONE, yet again. I will know nothing about her but I...