Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Child Support has been a top subject on my social media page, as well as on black twitter. I get really upset when I see men say " show me what you spending the child support on 'cause I know it's not my baby " ... that BLOWS me!! So here I am to break it down ...... I'll be the baby mama - we will use where I live in GA as an example. I'll even know use someone I know personally child support amount at the end of the post. So before I got pregnant I lived in a one bed room for $550. Once I got pregnant - I moved into a two bed room apartment so that our child would be able to grow in it's own space. That apartment went from $550 to $700. Now since you are the father you would split the $150 with me with is $75 a piece.  My cable will be the same because the child watches channels within my network. Lights will go up as they get older - because we all know we never turned off a light in the house and now I am in a two bedroom instead of one. So my ...

Grab a glass, this is going to be a long ride today.

YYYYAASSSSS ..... If you do not follow me on social media then you do not know bbbuuttttt I got ENGAGED YESTERDAY!!!!!! 

Dear slow rider, The fn police are wwwwwaaaaaayyyyyyyyy over there, with someone pulled over ..... SPEED UP!!! I don't understand why we have to play snail and tortoise with the pulled over police. The speed limit is 55, why sweet Lord biscuit butter ball baby Job, are we going 29. I'll let you in on a little secret ... HE CAN'T GET YOU IF YOU ARE GOING BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT. Now you got an attitude with me because I'm riding your ass. You right I'm riding you because all the other cars are ZOOMING pass us and you still over here driving Miss Daisy. Then when I do get around you, yo punk ass wanna speed up. -_- You kidding right? Just speed up!!!!! At least go 50!!! I'm not asking for much. I'm not, I'm not .. I P R'r O M I S E I'm  not being difficult. I just want to not ram your car into that ditch over there and watch it slam into a few of those trees because you are afraid that the police that already have someone pulled over, who is o...

Yeah I forgot what number this is but it's a new year so let's start off with #1 umkay! 1. Ladies, if you man asked you to stop wearing that moo moo out in public like a dress, BIH STOP WEARING IT. I know we like to be comfortable, but come on nah ..... they way you get them is the way you keep them. I have a FEW period only outfits but they are tucked away and do NOT make it out the house. I am tired of seeing you with your Madam dress on and you man looking FINE at the movies. Just no .... 2. Baby hair ... can we let this go already? I'm so tired of you'll stretching that baby hair swoop all the way out on these sew ins. Push that shit back man and keep it pushing. Got dried up gel touching your eyebrows and shit. NO. Drop the tooth brush and walk away. 3. Men .... Please help me understand why you have on a long sleeve shirt, a pull over, and a jacket but you are still sagging? Like is your ass not cold? You just gone leave your ass out there to 'fend for i...

I really want to tell my boyfriend to take his belt off and give it to you. Why is your child IN the bathroom tissue section, knocking everything on the floor? When your OTHER child don' got a chair and push the bathroom tissue out the way so he can sit under it. AND you are just moving right along like this is normal. Giiiiirrrrrllllll,

Hello, my name is D and I am bisexual.  I told my mom and she cried.

No, seriously .. I have nothing to talk about today. The weird part is I actually sung the title in my Tina Turner voice. * starts rocking my shoulders * I have three back to back meetings in 10 minutes, so let's knock this out AIGHT! 1. Support black businesses. These are usually the first places to hire US! I hate to see people try to knock other people down because they aren't doing shit. There is clothing store in my hometown that is doing very well for themselves and people STAY trying to go at them. I've been in there a few times, but until I get this weight up off me ... ummm shawty can't wear nothing in there. But it's cute tho!!  2. STFU sometimes! GAH DAMN! Sorry, I just needed that. I swear some of you guys just talk and fuss to do so. You know how your parents use to say " shut up cause nah you just talking to hear yourself talk". Oh , so ya'll trying to say that was just my mama? Whatever ... 3. Last but not least ... if you a...

I am SO glad I prerecorded these videos because end of the month is here at work and I'm DROWNING. Anywho ... Check out the reader letters for this week. Letter #1 : Nosey Roomate wants to break up his roommates relationship so he can date the girl. Letter #2 : The girlfriend doesn't like the boyfriends daughter, but doesn't have a legit reason on why. CCCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE .... Also check out my VMA Review ... Until next time .... If  you know that 2+2=4, why can't you figure out that my business DOES NOT include YOU ...

WHEW! Miss me? Last week was too much for me and I needed to step away. I won't go into detail about it here but just know I am upset! ONWARD AND UPWARDS SHALL WE!! Time for an Ask Shanice Week! Bring some humor back to the blog and get so of you'll together(and me caught up) with these emails. Caught it below : Dear Shanice, I enjoy your blog and hope that you can help me. (Don't they all chile .. )  I started dating a married man about 8 months ago. He told me he was unhappy with his married life, but wasn't sure if he wanted to leave his wife. I went into this as a side chick, I guess you could say. ( No girl, I'm gone say )  After seeing him for a few months he told me he would leave his wife for me and wanted to start a family soon. I was so excited because I had grown to love this man with everything I had. I move closer to his side of town, so that I could see him more, and he slowly started moving things in. I stop taking my birth control, and soon b...

On Saturday a 17 year old black teenage was gunned down in his grandmothers apartment complex. Google to read up on the story because I don't have the energy to lay it all out for you guys. I do want to say s/o to everyone on Twitter this Saturday for tweeting about it. This did not hit national news until Sunday, and even some outlets today. I recorded this video yesterday. I will be recording another video today with two of my sisters. I'm tired you'll. I'm so tired of these stories. I know they won't end anytime soon, but it doesn't hurt any less. This morning on my way to work, I cried as a I listened to Mike Brown's mother talk about her son. The pain, you can hear every emotion she has in her voice. No, I don't know this young man, but he is still apart of my culture. Again, I"m drained right now and a lot of things I have to say will be in the next video. Praying for comfort for the Brown Family and also my FB Family who lost their son...

So even though today is Vlog Thursday, I didn't make one :( MEH! I gotta get a new schedule. Anywo ... Here's an OOOOLLLLDDD Post from November of last year. Enjoy! Dear Jesus be a hair bow, I am ssssooooo tired of going out and seeing these children's heads looking like Helen Keller did their heads, while your swing your 20 inch beach blond body wave. I don't understand how you can come out of your house and your baby look like she played in a sand storm and you smiling at every man you see. GIRL WHET? When people know that you have children, they don't care what you look like if your child walking around with Albert Einstein sides. Is it so hard to do hair,and put your kids on clean clothes? OH MY SWEET SUGARY BROWN don't let me get on why your baby has a snort mustache going on!!!! I just need you parents to do better. Like a whole lot better. Like a thousand times a thousand times 6 more damn thousand better. So girl in the QT line, getting ready t...

Dear women, Why is it that we will drop our BEST girlfriend over something petty but let the same man run in and out of our lives? I just DO NOT understand that. I see it all the time on FaceBook. " look at us haters, we still pushing" But girl why are you still pushing? He had 3 whole children on your and you still "riding" for him. SMH. You'll give me a headache.

Listen, I had a completely didn't post for today, unkay! My mom called me still sick, doctors unknown of why her throat has been hurting for days and I have these two ladies in my inbox giving me a f'n headache.I'm an only child so when something is wrong with my mother it throws me into a mood. A "leave me the fack alone until my mother is better " mood. You know something like " I will curse each and every last person out in this place " in Jesus name, amen type of mood. Anywho this post is to you old bats in my inbox talking WRECK LESS!

Dear Threesome gone wrong, So let me just get this straight : - Your Boyfriend wanted to have a threesome -You agreed if you could pick the girl -You find the girl , do the deed, and that's that -You and the girl start messing around -Your boyfriend says he doesn't like the girl and tells you to stop hanging out with her -The girl is find being the side chick (smh) -She posted a picture of your ass on IG and some how your boyfriend knew it was yours Now all hell is breaking looooossssseeeee ... Listen here lady lover, I have no advice for you. Tell the truth and shame the devil girl! Who are you trying to be with? I'm so over you bi-curious people. If you want your boyfriend then leave Tinker Bell ass alone! Clearly she is just being messy. There are a thousand other women out here she can play with. Wait I didn't mean it like that. Never mind ... let's just keep going forward umkay. You just need to make up your mind who you want. If you really want h...

EEEEEKKKKKK 100 Days Of Fitness Starts on Monday!!!! Keep me in your PRAYERS!!!! http://www.pinterest.com/shuntelb/100-days-of-fitness/ Have a great weekend!!!!

I promise I am alive!! It's the end of the month and I work in transportation. Ch ........ I forgot to blog for the week on Sunday so FORGIVE ME!!!! Thanks for all the emails checking up on me. It's weird but I'm thankful! I have three new people that I'm trying to swing into this blog ...

Happy Monday Gems and Gents! I am home from work today dealing with the pre-pms pains. This is the only time I wish I was a guy. Oh, and when I have to pee really bad and have no where to go. Yeah. That's it. Anywho Onward and Upward shall we .........................

Yup, I'm done. I am on team #rideandlive umkay! Live for Jesus! He died for all of us, so that we could live .... so I don't see the point in me,myself, having to "ride and/or die".

So many people have been asking me " WHERE ARE D'S UPDATE!!!" Well, sit down sit there and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a man who didn't consider himself bisexual, but liked men. Then one day along came Mellow Yellow! Oh this was a feisty queen,who always got what he wanted.