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Dear Inbox Thugs - LAY OFF

Listen,

I had a completely didn't post for today, unkay! My mom called me still sick, doctors unknown of why her throat has been hurting for days and I have these two ladies in my inbox giving me a f'n headache.I'm an only child so when something is wrong with my mother it throws me into a mood. A "leave me the fack alone until my mother is better " mood. You know something like " I will curse each and every last person out in this place " in Jesus name, amen type of mood. Anywho this post is to you old bats in my inbox talking WRECK LESS!


Lady Number One : I will NOT play the race card with you on this day ma'am. You have been emailing me for the last few weeks on some other shat! Now let me tell you one gah damn thing, umkay, you can believe whatever you want to believe in but I will not tolerate being talked to like I'm crazy in my own damn email. If you believe the government is out to kill the black race, then I suggest you suit up and get ready for war. Me on the other hand, I'm going to sit back and watch. If you want me to take you serious, come to me with FACTS! Not " oh this is my friends website and he knows all the secrets that the government is hiding and if you just get on this boat with us and ride off into the sea we'll start out lives on an island." Girl GTFO my inbox. You believe the government create Ebola to kill the black race. Then you said they brought it to Atlanta to give to the gay men, so that the gay men could give it to the men and women, since so many are on the DL. < insert side eye emoji face > THEN you said, they are making "new niggas". See that's when I ctrl+atl+dlt and shut ALLLLL this shit down. You heard about the fire challenge? Go try it. 

Lady Number Two : I think your the same person as number one, but your email is different so here you go. THIS BLOG IS NOT ABOUT THE WHITE MAN! NOR IS THIS BLOG A PLACE FOR NATURALS! This blog is about whatever in the HELL I want it to be about. What I don't understand is you are SO PRESSED about me "not showing my natural hair in my videos" and "always posting about the white man" but your ass is still here reading. I love all people. If God created orange people and their were nice to me, I would love them too. I don't care about what color MEM is! He's interesting. I don't care if I NEVER show my natural hair, its healthy underneath my braids. FUTHERMORE YOU DON'T KNOW ME IN REAL LIFE YOU TWAT! I'm not "that" black woman, and I will never be. You are HATEFUL! You bashed me "your lost sistah " and you bashed "the unworthy white devil" <rolls eyes> , when you need to be worried about your own edges and when your match.com account will be back active! 

If you guys want someone to play with, I suggest you find a partner and get it poppin! My head hurts, your both dumb,and my mom is sick. Fack out my face until further notice. 

xoxoxo
Just Went Dill Like A F'n Pickle 
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