Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Didn't read part One? I wasn't able to get a word out before Mellow Yellow was all over Lamount. Screaming at him about being a back stabbing bitch and other shit. I grabbed Mellow Yellow off of Lamount, and he starts whalling on me. In my mind I'm thinking, I really fucked with someone in one of my other lives. Mellow Yellow is telling me, I'm a piece of shit for taking seconds. Lamount chimes his smart ass in stating " No honey, you are trying to have seconds. I been had him, and will again, before you ever get the chance." Now I am back to trying to get Mellow Yellow off of Lamount. Lamount girlfriend burst in the room screaming WTF is going on. I think all the blood in my body rushed to my head, because I just wanted to pass out to distract everyone. Mellow Yellow opens his queen ass mouth and tells the girl we are all sleeping together. Yup, I die right there on the spot. I feel like I have just been pushed out of the closet that I didn't even kn...

I'm not sure why you want to use the potty right next to me, when there are 3 other stalls free but lets not do it again. We have bathroom rules!! I'm not sure if you are not aware of them or if you just don't care. BBUUUTTTT my dear ladies, I CARE! I am just trying to get in and out of the bathroom and back on the floor and here you go with your feet almost touching mines. Umm excuse me neighbor, why art thou so damn close to me? Oh and it's always you gassy people that sit right next to me. So not only am I trying to pee, and make sure our feet don't touch, you are also honking horns over there with no spray. I JUST CAN'T YA'LL! I JUST CAN NOT DEAL! Didn't Mother Bathroom come to your school and teach you the rules? Well she didn't comes to mines neither but I still know to take my ass down a stall. So miss ma'am that sat beside came into the bathroom behind me, sat in the stall next to me, starting honking for Jesus, while singing a little t...