Dear Mr. Elevator Man

HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! I been gone for a minute now I'm back with the jump off. So the baby is OUT! The marriage has hit it's first year mark! NAW WHA GIRL! I have been asking myself that for that last week now. Today my little sweet baby is in his swing and mama has actually COOKED DINNER! Ya'll I done cookeded a meal! Like a meat and two sides type meal. I'm proud LOL! A few weeks ago I would be hoovering over him watching him sleep. Anywho - back to the question. What am I to do now that baby is out!?  GET TO THIS SHAMONEY IS WHAT!! Having my son didn't give me a surge of "I gotta get get iittt" (s/o to Jeezy) but it did give me a surge in a timeline. I have always said I want to buy my first house at this age, have this much done by this age and honestly all that moved up a few years now. It feels super weird getting back into business mode now with my son b/c quick jobs I used to do - I now need to find a reliable sitter that can be...

So one of my goals for 2016 is to actually transform into my adult self. Yes I know I am an adult but my closet right now, doesn't really represent how I want to feel and look as adult Shanice. So I am starting a campaign for myself.  I want to push myself to do more with myself, network more, blog more, live more! I want to LIVE and not just wake up do business, and go back to sleep. I want to run my business(es) like Beyonce. Nah I don't really know how to do that but hey .. one thing you can't say is that she isn't always on her grind. Every day I want to be up by a certain time - working on my businesses. Business Slay with what I'm getting to here people!!! BUSINESS SLAY!!! I'm just out here trying to get these coins ok! Remember << the girl with no 9-5 over here.  I'm going to party like Rihanna. Nah I don't mean go to the club every weekend and so forth but in life in general I'm going to have a IDGAF attitude. I'm just g...

Dear Danny, When do you think a man should be taken back in a relationship? My boyfriend of 2 years just told me about how you cheated on me with multiple women for the first year of our relationship. As he puts it "he has grown so much since then and he had to get the truth off he's chest". This I found out was a lie because I got a Facebook message from one of the girls telling me that he had a 3 month old son. When I confronted him about it, after taking he's lying ass back in, he told me he went and got a DNA test and the baby isn't he's. Which only pisses me off even more because you are out here having unprotected sex with these women and we keep it wrapped up tight over here because of my trust issues. My friends are telling me to give him another chance since it was over a year ago and he told me instead of me finding out but I really want to say fuck him. We do not live together so it's not like I have to split up shit between us. I want to go t...

This here girl has had a very stressful few months. I am still stressed but last Saturday I took myself out for a day. I'm very much a home body so it doesn't take much to get me excited. I ended up getting a mani, shopping, eating shit I shouldn't, and just letting all my worries wash over me. I hope to make some swift changes soon so that I can get back to my original mean happy self. LOL. If that made any sense.  So just a few letters of the things I saw on my day out :

It's super gloomy here in the ATL so why not get a few dumb young people together shall we :) Yesterday I got an email from a girl asking me about birth control. This lead to a HOST of emotions I began to feel. For one, I got on birth control because I KNEW in my spirit someone would spike my drink at a college party, rape me, and now I have a rap baby. (I'm being real, I hope I don't offend anyone). Now I KNOW I would not be able to deal with that, so pop 1 pop 2 ... birth control here we come. Now my birth control had me up and down, and very much up on the weight scale. I gained A LOT. No one ever tells you about all the shit inside those little pills that spot birth. I even had one pill that gave me EVERY SINGLE pregnancy system. I threw that shit at my doctor the next visit. Do you know how many pregnancy test you can buy in 10 weeks pass your cycle day? A LOT! Chile .. the lady at CVS was so confused when I was buying tampons and pee test. LOL. This all leads ...

Happy Monday guys!!! Reader Letter Time : Dear Shanice, I will make this quick. I started dating this guy in high school and shortly found out that he was my step cousin. My mother had married his uncle. We continued to date for about 1 year until everyone in the family found out and forced us to break up. After graduation, we went off to the same college. Since we didn't really break up on bad terms and no one was around we started back dating. That was 1 year ago and now I am pregnant with his child. I do not feel bad about this because honestly, we aren't really related but I know my mother will be upset. Is there a certain we can tell our family without them getting mad? I am 3 months now and starting to show some, so I need to tell them. Holidays are coming up and it will be very awkward for my mom, but honestly we were dating before my mom married his uncle. We are going to move into an apartment together, finish school and raise our child together. Thanks! S...

My Mother should be CEO of How To Deal With Shit Ass Fathers LLC. She was GREAT! I never heard one bad thing about my dad, until I brought it to her. Even then she would say, but he is still your dad. So Dear Mothers Of Fatherless Children, 1. Do NOT speak ill about your child's father, around your child. Now we all know how this person is, we all know he doesn't do SHIT, but children don't care who clothes them, feeds them, shelters them when it comes to dad. They love DAD. We know Dad showed up to this birthday party 3 hours late, with a piece of shit ass $5 toy but to this child ... Daddy came to my party. Once they become older and start expressing how they feel about their father not being there, always teach them to respect that person. 2. Don't hold it against him. Some men just aren't going to do what they said they were when you said "I'm pregnant". Remember that this child needs  both parents. If he can't come get him for the wee...

My emotions are EVERYWHERE this week. Thanks PMS.    I also had a lot on my mind last week that I was in no mood to actually blog. BBBUUUTTT I'm BACK! While visiting home a few weeks ago, one of my aunt's asked me about how my relationship with my father is. I told her the truth. What relationship? I know he is alive, that's pretty much as far as it goes. She goes on to tell me we need to work it out, I am still clueless on what the issue is, my brother and sister are there telling me I'm stubborn. The Truth is I.AM.TIRED.

Afternoon ............ I feel like SHAT! No seriously I have not been feeling well since Friday. I had to leave work on Friday and it come in waves. I was ok this weekend but I knew if I eat to much I would over do it. I lost 5 pounds though! Even though it wasn't the healthy way. Heck, I may lose 5 more if things continue to go this way. I have plans to go to the hospital sooner or later. Knowing me, it'll be later than sooner. I am just terrified of needles ya'll! I also broke my iphone and it doesn't work. I'm not at all upset about it. (: I am taking a MUCH needed break from the "social" world and focusing on me. Everyone who needs to contact me knows how, and if you don't ... well there is a contact form on here if you want to chat or have a question. Earlier this month when I lost my first 15/17 pounds, I took a social media break. It was AWESOME! I lived! I didn't live so I could post it online, or dress up so I could post the selfie...

Good Morning! So this morning this guy parked pretty close to me, I back out and pull back in to make sure I have room to get out. Listen, again I am not thin, I have to get all this ass out my low riding car. So as I open my door, it taps his door. You would've thought I put a dent in the door and called his mother everything but her name. My day has already started off bad. -_-

No, seriously .. I have nothing to talk about today. The weird part is I actually sung the title in my Tina Turner voice. * starts rocking my shoulders * I have three back to back meetings in 10 minutes, so let's knock this out AIGHT! 1. Support black businesses. These are usually the first places to hire US! I hate to see people try to knock other people down because they aren't doing shit. There is clothing store in my hometown that is doing very well for themselves and people STAY trying to go at them. I've been in there a few times, but until I get this weight up off me ... ummm shawty can't wear nothing in there. But it's cute tho!!  2. STFU sometimes! GAH DAMN! Sorry, I just needed that. I swear some of you guys just talk and fuss to do so. You know how your parents use to say " shut up cause nah you just talking to hear yourself talk". Oh , so ya'll trying to say that was just my mama? Whatever ... 3. Last but not least ... if you a...

Well hello there!! Before we get into today's post, which is a little long, I just wanted to say my lunch sucked ASS!!! I'm having a no meat during work hours week and this wheat pasta stir fry I made ... I know the devil sent his minion to my fridge last night and made this taste like this. I KNOW IT! YUCK! So let's just say I am ready to RUN home and JUMP into something to eat. I pray I don't get a hungry headache, although I can feel it coming. Anywho .. onward and upward shall we (: Many people ( like 3)  have been asking me about my weight journey. So I'm just going to share a little bit of what's been going on with me. While doing that I will also touch on depression, something I know about personally.

Happy Friday Lovelies!!!! So I was sitting in my bed, watching law n order: svu and checking emails. I came across an email and the title was " My Boyfriend is Gay but I still want him". This was AALLLLRREEEAADDDYYY #TEAMTEWMURCH for me but I did my best to answer.

Dear White Lady at my job, I'm MORE than positive you have seen big butts before but for some odd reason, you have an issue with mines. I do not wear tight clothes because, I'm a thick girl .. my everything needs to breath; but my dresses do rise in the back as I walk. I cannot help that it does that. You should really take this up with my parents or God because I didn't create me. I just want to tell a few things for you so this awkward stare at my ass, face pinched up, situation can move along. Yes I do see you making faces when I walk by, and even discussion my butt with others, which is WEIRD!

I am SO glad I prerecorded these videos because end of the month is here at work and I'm DROWNING. Anywho ... Check out the reader letters for this week. Letter #1 : Nosey Roomate wants to break up his roommates relationship so he can date the girl. Letter #2 : The girlfriend doesn't like the boyfriends daughter, but doesn't have a legit reason on why. CCCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE .... Also check out my VMA Review ... Until next time .... If  you know that 2+2=4, why can't you figure out that my business DOES NOT include YOU ...

It has been a MINUTE since I've done a randomness post. I have video's for later this week, so I thought why not throw in some random shizniyee today. (: 1. I got a new car and I SWEAR it's a thot magnet. If you don't know what a thot is, it stand for "that hoe over there". Now I use it when I'm describing an over aggressive whore. So back to the story, I have a white challenger and every time I ride pass aggressive whores they switch a little harder, flick their hair to the other side of their heads, and try to look into the car with their "dreamy" eyes. I really wanna give them the middle finger but I just give them the -_- instead. 2. Why do females get on social media and act a dang fool after a break up? Like, why were you still dating this person if you had that much shit to say about them? I don't get it. Did he instantly turn into a "ain't shit, ain't never gone be shit, ain't never had shit" man as soon as...

Dear Mr. Guy .... So, yes we have the same car, different colors; I can see this too. You Say : you should give me your number ...  I mean how do you explain me, a white guy in a black challenger ... and you, a bombshell black woman in a white challenger ...

Dear Shanice, I know that you stated that you are a natural girl. I have been natural for about 2 years now and this guy I have been seeing hates it. When we first met I wore weaves and braids because I wanted to protect my hair so it would grow healthy. I told him before we got serious that I was natural and showed him a photo of me without my weave. He had no problem. Now that my hair is longer, I don't wear weaves much or braids. He always hints at other girls weaves, asking me if he bought it would I wear it, even schedule an appointment for me to get some installed. I'm to the point where I cannot deal with it anymore. I expressed my feeling to him about it and he hasn't said much about it since but I can tell how he looks at me when I'm ready to go out that he doesn't like it. Any advice on this matter? - Vicki Hey Vicki girl! Well I say just get a weave and call it a day. NOT! Listen, my hunny doesn't care if I am natural or relaxed, as long as i...

WHEW! Miss me? Last week was too much for me and I needed to step away. I won't go into detail about it here but just know I am upset! ONWARD AND UPWARDS SHALL WE!! Time for an Ask Shanice Week! Bring some humor back to the blog and get so of you'll together(and me caught up) with these emails. Caught it below : Dear Shanice, I enjoy your blog and hope that you can help me. (Don't they all chile .. )  I started dating a married man about 8 months ago. He told me he was unhappy with his married life, but wasn't sure if he wanted to leave his wife. I went into this as a side chick, I guess you could say. ( No girl, I'm gone say )  After seeing him for a few months he told me he would leave his wife for me and wanted to start a family soon. I was so excited because I had grown to love this man with everything I had. I move closer to his side of town, so that I could see him more, and he slowly started moving things in. I stop taking my birth control, and soon b...

So even though today is Vlog Thursday, I didn't make one :( MEH! I gotta get a new schedule. Anywo ... Here's an OOOOLLLLDDD Post from November of last year. Enjoy! Dear Jesus be a hair bow, I am ssssooooo tired of going out and seeing these children's heads looking like Helen Keller did their heads, while your swing your 20 inch beach blond body wave. I don't understand how you can come out of your house and your baby look like she played in a sand storm and you smiling at every man you see. GIRL WHET? When people know that you have children, they don't care what you look like if your child walking around with Albert Einstein sides. Is it so hard to do hair,and put your kids on clean clothes? OH MY SWEET SUGARY BROWN don't let me get on why your baby has a snort mustache going on!!!! I just need you parents to do better. Like a whole lot better. Like a thousand times a thousand times 6 more damn thousand better. So girl in the QT line, getting ready t...