Dear Mr. Elevator Man

............. So let me properly introduce myself. My name is HOOOOOOLLLLDDDDDDDD IT!  Let's start from the beginning, shall we? While waiting for the elevator, I get a light tap on my shoulder.  Me : Turns around .... Well hello there Stranger Danger! I thought I wouldn't see you until the new year. MEM : Morning Spit Fire! Can I borrow a minute of your time?  Me : Sure, get in. You know the Fed's watching. * goes to first floor*  MEM: Why? Me : Nevermind .. ( he killed the ENTIRE VIBE ) MEM : What's this your listening to? Me : Nothing, I just always put my headphones in because if I don't ... well * stares at MEM * people talk to me. So what's up, I've got less than 5 minutes.    MEM : I just wanted to say thank you.  Me : Your Wel- MEM : You didn't let me finish.  Me : 0.o oookkkkaayy MEM : I want to thank you for all your sound advice. Honestly, I wish I could clone you and date you mys...

I haven't seen you since last week and I thought you would be mad at me. YET you are leaning over me, giving me the goo-goo eyes. * que song " bag back bag back, give me 50 ft, give me 50 ft, give me 50 ft" * And what in the hell are you talking about, mistletoe  and holiday spirit ..... Let me just play back the scene for you.  I bend down to tie my shoe and look up and here you are .... grinning like a fool! Me : You should really make a noise before you sneak up on people MEM : laughs Your so little. You had to get all the way down just to tie your boots.   Me : whatever  MEM : Don't you just love the Christmas Holiday. I love this time of the year.   Me : I do love this time of the year.  Now your leaning over me   MEM : So have you been naughty or nice this year? Me : Excuse me? MEM : I am Santa's little helper and I need to know so I can report back.  Me : 0_o I've been VERY nice. Wouldn't you say? MEM: ...