Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Hi guys! I wish to leave my name out of this for the protection of the other people in this story incase this goes viral. These days it seems anything might just go. My fiancé and I have been together for 5 years. We recently got engaged Summer 2017. My fiancé has a 7 year old and although he says his baby mother is crazy, I have met her and think she is quite sane to me. My fiancé gets upset when she calls for things but honestly it's all for the betterment of their child. Recently her car broke down, she called to see if he could help her get it fixed and he said no. We had a really heated argument about this because he doesn't see how her car not being able to get fixed hurts their child more. He always falls back on the "she better call her man(which she doesn't have one) or she better call her parents). She was not able to get her car fixed and lost her job. Last month she called him crying because she was being evicted from her apartment and since her car h...

BIH YOU GUESSED IT .... WHEW!!!! AND YOU WAS RIGHT! Today is my birthday .... this post may be filled with random Boosie quotes but just go with me umkay!!! This post shall be a RANDOM one. I haven't blogged much - even though I have a LOT of shit to say ... but after May I should be back on the move. Running a business, and planning a wedding just makes me want to lay down after 3pm and not get up or touch another device. ANY WHOOOOOSSS ... 1. LOOK AT THAT DONKEY BUTT AND THEM BIG OL' LEGS .... I have officially lost 30 pounds!! I keep tilting back and forth so I'm sticking with 30, until I can give a solid 35 lol. I'm excited ... losing weight is not easy .. I had a dream ... my dream was that one day little black boys and black girls ... would come together with little white boys and white girls .. and serve me chicken wings, crab legs, collard greens, fried catfish, pork ribs, mac n cheese, candid yams, broccoli and cheese casserole, fried corn, Waffle House...

Heeellllloooo Ladies! HHEEELLLLLOOOO. How are ya'll doing toniigghhhtttt? FFFIINNEEE. Can I keep it rrrreeeaallllll? YYYYEESSS. And say what's on my mind? ... What cha'll know about that!!! THROWBIKE! 

I have seen the above question quite a few times over the last week so I thought, hey why not speak on it! Hello, my name is Shanice and I am a plate fixer.

Nina :  I haven't been out of this hotel since it happened. I miscarried. This is a bunch of words together because I can't seem to get my words together. I hate when people say, oh well you weren't that far along. Well I say FUCK YOU! 

And if you guessed it was my birthday .... YOU WERE RIGHT! That eyelash was on FFLLLEEEEKKK that day. Ok, it was really on it's last leg but whatever I was still cute. Well today is the day that the Lord said ... LET GREATNESS BE BORN! And Here I am :) 26 years later.  So I am 26 .. GAH DAMN the pressure is really on to get my life together. Side note : Why was I crip walking to the baby Einsteins theme song? I'm so shame. ANYWHO! I always thought by 25 I would be a working lawyer, married with my first baby on the way. Well listen here .. I am a college drop out, found my career ( that I LOVE ) in logistics, not married ( but very happy ) with no kids. I'm truly happy and blessed this birthday. Now on to a few RRRAANNNDDDOOMMMMM. I know y'all love when I speak ratchet. LOL. 1. Why does dry grinding turn you women on? Like I saw this clip of Chris Brown humping the air and the comment section was tew murch. Like you know he isn't going to fuck y...

Yeah I forgot what number this is but it's a new year so let's start off with #1 umkay! 1. Ladies, if you man asked you to stop wearing that moo moo out in public like a dress, BIH STOP WEARING IT. I know we like to be comfortable, but come on nah ..... they way you get them is the way you keep them. I have a FEW period only outfits but they are tucked away and do NOT make it out the house. I am tired of seeing you with your Madam dress on and you man looking FINE at the movies. Just no .... 2. Baby hair ... can we let this go already? I'm so tired of you'll stretching that baby hair swoop all the way out on these sew ins. Push that shit back man and keep it pushing. Got dried up gel touching your eyebrows and shit. NO. Drop the tooth brush and walk away. 3. Men .... Please help me understand why you have on a long sleeve shirt, a pull over, and a jacket but you are still sagging? Like is your ass not cold? You just gone leave your ass out there to 'fend for i...

I really want to tell my boyfriend to take his belt off and give it to you. Why is your child IN the bathroom tissue section, knocking everything on the floor? When your OTHER child don' got a chair and push the bathroom tissue out the way so he can sit under it. AND you are just moving right along like this is normal. Giiiiirrrrrllllll,

Busy Day at work ... no time to blog like I would like .... you can thank punk a$$ Comcast for that ... But have you seen these? Subscribe!!!

I love when people send me random rants! Check out with my lovely cousin has to say! Can't wait until she drops!!! Ok. I know you save your blog stuff for your email but I woke up from a nap and I wanted  to have a prego rant (wrong  place wrong time). Over the past week everytime that I come in contact with a pastor they bring up the subject of weed. Usually its after they find out that I am a legal drug dealer. Over the past few years I have notice that an on going trend has been taking prescription medication for fun. When I started attending a predominantly white University I ran into a lot of people that would take prescription medication to stay awake for test. It was so normal to them. A little over a year ago I noticed that many people that I know were taking roxys. The term Roxy sounded really cool to me until I googled what they really were. I watched a girl that I was close to go from swallowing Roxys to sniffing them. Im so glad that I hate even taking ta...

So this week, I have one of my best friends Aneesah. I met her in 9th grade, when she told me my love liked me. I thought she was crazy, and I was right, but she is sweet as pie. LOL That's so country. She is very to the point. There is no second guessing what she is saying because trust me, you'll understand the first time she says it. I love her tons, and can't wait for you guys to read her advice. This readers letter is a little long but I PROMISE you'll be like WTFACK when you finish. Check out her advice below :

Warning : There is cursing ... I'm not homeless, yet, but I damn sure am angry. This is a random post but more of random letters inside one post. That made no sense but I don't really care. Its my blog, so I can have it my way. < insert diddy take that take that dance > 1. Dear Fast Food Restaurant .... I LIKE WATER FOR FACK SAKE!!! I am not trying to take this cup over there to get a soda, I really want some water. Its 90 degrees outside, I do not want any soda! Why is it that you give me this baby ass cup for water? BIH H2O is FREE!!! So now you have to call your manager to the front b/c I am NOT about to pay you a dollar for a bigger cup. I might as well let the water flow in my hands and drink out of it. In two sips this water is gone. SMH. If you want the water cup to be clear, that's fine. Just make the cups bigger. SWEET CHEESSSUUUSSSS!!! And no I don't want your bottle of water for $2.50 that I can get at the store for $1. FOH! 2. Dear Realtors, yo...

So Long, farewell, to you my friend! Goodbye for now, until we meet again. It's been great to play and sing together( in the box) , and now it's time to say goodbye ( makes noise ). In the box was the JAM!!! I know you'll was sanging it along with me.  Anywho welcome shark bait uh ah ah ( it's from Finding Nemo ) to Randomness Part 7!! I feel like it's been a while since I did one, so let's get on with it umkay? UMKAY! 1. The Summer is here,and crop tops are STILL not in my near future. But, I'm so fine with that. It's the fact that you other larger than life MEM's are not. UMMMM, I am not trying to see your stomach out, if it's tucked in your jeans. As I always say, looking like ya stomach dumlapes over your breetches. It's ok to be cute, but don't give people a reason to talk. Keep pushing girls!! I am!  2. I think I'm a professional ratchet. I mean as soon as my wheels hit the pavement leaving work its " Let me in, ...

If you miss the back story click (here) Dear Shanice,  Thanks for replying to my message. I did what you said and told my family. Well just my mom and close cousins and they were furious to say the least. Her mom, my aunt, didn't believe she was pregnant. So she went out and bought a test to make her take in front of us. I was crying the entire time because I didn't understand why I needed to be there to witness the madness. Pregnancy hormones, smh. Long story short. she wasn't pregnant. She said "she miscarried" a few days before but no one believed her. I just don't understand what I did to her to make her do that to me. I told her she could have him because me nor my baby needed him in our lives. No I will not be keeping my baby from him, because he is the father, but there will be no family. I kicked him out before you replied to the email. LOL. I was sick of looking at his face. Everytime he smiled down at his phone I thought it was her. Thats some...

Dear Shanice,  I hope you are doing well, and I just wanted to let you know I live for your post. I need some advice and I don't feel comfortable talking to others about this because its very close to home. My name is Niyah, I'm 24 years old and pregnant. My baby father and I are no longer together because I caught him cheating with my cousin. Yes , my FIRST cousin. His phone had been going off like crazy when he was in the shower and I thought it was urgent. I told him and he said check it to see who it was. Lo and behold, it was my 19 year old cousin, saying she was late. I could not do anything but cry. He rushed out of the bathroom and I hit him in the face with my phone. He kept saying oh she is just joking she is just joking,so I called her. She told me they had been messing around for 3 months. Mind you, I'm 4 months pregnant. Now my cousin is very attractive and pretty easy if you get where I'm going, but why would you sleep with my cousin. Long story short, s...

Dear MEM,  Please stop following me around this store. Stop asking me how I feel about you and your "fiance" miscarrying. I don't care. Honestly. I don't care. But, since you refuse to leave me alone; take this little piece of advice, and 'let me 'lone! I guess it would be crazy for me to ask why you are having unprotected sex with an almost stranger? Meh. That's your baby bottle pop, so I guess that's a dumb question. How do I feel about this "miscarry"? I think it's GREAT! I keep telling you over and over again that you do not need a child. You think because you have the financial means to take care of a baby,equals you can have one. NO NO NO! I mean yes, technically you can have one but ummmrraaoohhhhh, your not to damn stable. Your mind is always all over the place and your "fiance", well we don't know where her mind is, hell I don't even remember the girls last name. When you have a child, you cannot pencil them i...