Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Yeah I forgot what number this is but it's a new year so let's start off with #1 umkay! 1. Ladies, if you man asked you to stop wearing that moo moo out in public like a dress, BIH STOP WEARING IT. I know we like to be comfortable, but come on nah ..... they way you get them is the way you keep them. I have a FEW period only outfits but they are tucked away and do NOT make it out the house. I am tired of seeing you with your Madam dress on and you man looking FINE at the movies. Just no .... 2. Baby hair ... can we let this go already? I'm so tired of you'll stretching that baby hair swoop all the way out on these sew ins. Push that shit back man and keep it pushing. Got dried up gel touching your eyebrows and shit. NO. Drop the tooth brush and walk away. 3. Men .... Please help me understand why you have on a long sleeve shirt, a pull over, and a jacket but you are still sagging? Like is your ass not cold? You just gone leave your ass out there to 'fend for i...

I really want to tell my boyfriend to take his belt off and give it to you. Why is your child IN the bathroom tissue section, knocking everything on the floor? When your OTHER child don' got a chair and push the bathroom tissue out the way so he can sit under it. AND you are just moving right along like this is normal. Giiiiirrrrrllllll,

So Long, farewell, to you my friend! Goodbye for now, until we meet again. It's been great to play and sing together( in the box) , and now it's time to say goodbye ( makes noise ). In the box was the JAM!!! I know you'll was sanging it along with me.  Anywho welcome shark bait uh ah ah ( it's from Finding Nemo ) to Randomness Part 7!! I feel like it's been a while since I did one, so let's get on with it umkay? UMKAY! 1. The Summer is here,and crop tops are STILL not in my near future. But, I'm so fine with that. It's the fact that you other larger than life MEM's are not. UMMMM, I am not trying to see your stomach out, if it's tucked in your jeans. As I always say, looking like ya stomach dumlapes over your breetches. It's ok to be cute, but don't give people a reason to talk. Keep pushing girls!! I am!  2. I think I'm a professional ratchet. I mean as soon as my wheels hit the pavement leaving work its " Let me in, ...

Lemme' hear you say HHHEEEYYYYYY MISS SSSHHHHAAAANNNIIIIICCCCEEEEEEEE * give me some *    Here another RANDOMNESS post from me :) Tomorrow post is from D! It's a cliff hanger, so yeah, I will leave that to hold you over until Monday. So lets start shall we? Or as I use to say when I was writing letter, let me D             R                O                   P you a few lines.  1. People have opinions about everything but what they should be worrying about. Sometimes I feel that I do as well. Don't let anyone make you feel bad about anything you are doing. If it isn't causing you or them harm, keep on! Whether it's your relationship, your children, your job... whatever! I have people tell me everyday I should be married to my hunny but I am in a happy place. Our personal lives, hell your personal lives, is no ones business but ours/yours. Hal...

I'm tired .... I know I know I haven't posted about MEM or D and I hear you all loud and clear. I am just not here for blogging right now. Probably because I have to piece together the emails to get an entire post from D but whatever .. Here is my randomness for today .. * HI Tonya ! * 1. This weather in Atlanta has been my emotions lately. I'm happy on the weekends and its 70 degrees out and its cold as SHAT during the week ... and I've been moody. I have decided to start doing the sunshine dance on Monday's and see if that works or whateva .... So if your in Atlanta and you see a professionally dressed black lady looking like she is harlem shaking .. just keep on driving .... I'm just calling the sun ...  2. Can you'll stop beating your kids in public and recording it? Like GAH DAMN you are signing yourself over to the police. Half of it IS CHILD ABUSE! You MF are crazy! I saw a father dragging his daughter by her hair .... nah shawty I'm moving ou...

Dear Mother of the SCREAMING child ,  This entire restaurant is staring at you because your child has been SCREAMING for the last 30 minutes. First off, that little stick she keeps hitting you with, take that shit away!! She is knocking you upside the head with it, & she has knocked the glasses off the table, girl WTF!!! Then, she slapped you in the face. STOP. LETS STOP RIGHT THURRRRR!!!!! I need to talk to my ovaries for just a few moments :  Dear Ovaries,  As I sit here and stare at this little 4 year old girl, headbutt the FACK out her mother, I just PRAY that God gives you the common sense to know that your mother is crazy. If you EVER in the MF MIND headbutt me ON PURPOSE .... i will kill you. No like listen to what I am telling you ... I will beat your ass to the point that if someone sneezing and their head leans towards you ...PANIC ATTACK ACTION will happen!! You will NOT show your ass like this little girl in this restaurant! You will NOT be hooked on...