Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Listen, its so damn cold that I can't think straight. Like I had a whole post about MEM but listen .............. I can't feel my feet!!!!!! My hands are cold, my nose is cold .. I AM OVER IT!!! This guy asked me why I didn't have gloves ........ BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE SOUTH! I only have a scarf because it's cute. I'm trying to catch a bird to South America because I promise you'll I just can't function. Tomorrow night it's going to be 6 degrees. Yes like the age of a first grader.Yup over it. Let's go ahead and call up Dora, get Maps and find me a warm location because the Devil is a liar! The truth isn't in him and the heat isn't in the MF either!  So I have doing a 45 day weight loss challenge. This week I am detoxing, and due to the heat not functioning correctly in my office building, I had coffee this morning. Hell as I'm typing this I want another cup just to stay warm! Why don't you just drink warm water you might ask? Tried ...

Me : Hi, Can I have a Sausage Biscuit and a Hashbrown. That will be all. Worker : Ok so that's a Sausage Biscuit, Bacon and cheese Biscuit and a hashbrown. Would you like something to drink with that. Me : No, that's wrong. I want A sausage Biscuit, and 1 hashbrown. That's it. ( still in a good mood )  Worker : Ok so that's 2 Sausage Biscuits and 1 hashbrown. Does this complete your order. Me : ( over it at this point ) NO!! * leans out the window* I JUST WANT ONE, SINGLE SAUSAGE BISCUIT AND ONE ORDER OF HASHBROWN. ONE OF EACH. JUST ONE, UNO.  Worker : Ma'am please hold so that I can correct your older. Me : -__- you have GOTS to be kidding me Worker : Ma'am was that just a regular sausage biscuit? Me : Is there someone else in there to help you, because I'm not sure where we are missing the blue's clues. Worker : Excuse me? Me : Do you need me to pull up to the window? Worker : No ma'am. I have your uno sausage and uno ha...

Happy Monday all you awesome people!! Happy Veteran's Day to all of our solider serving now and that have served! You guys are much appreciated!  I have been asked by a few people * waves at Terri, hey girl!* about my Vi Shakes and if I am still on my weight lost mission. I am ....... slowly! LOL. I am no longer on the shakes, because * men scroll along, getting personal* it throws off my cycle. The soy in the shake makes it wwaaayyy longer and I am NOT here for it. Like, not at all, not tomorrow, not next week, not after I have children, NOT NEVER . My parents are on it and they are doing pretty well. My mom's was the same way, thank God it wasn't the menz I'm not ready , but she is down to one shake a day.  So I lost 15 pounds in two weeks, a little while back. I thought I was SO fine, I stopped working out. Chile ... that 15 pounds jump right back on my wide ass in just a few shorts weeks. I always say I'm not going to do another diet, I'm just going t...

So......... Many people have asked me " Who is Mr Elevator Man"? Hell I don't know! This very fine man started talking to me on the elevator at work. I don't know his name, or where he works. So ....... me and my friend think that Mr. Elevator Man is ........................... THE JANITOR!!! Ok, we are not sure but listen he could be anyone. I think he see's me come in on the monitors in the lobby, rushes to change clothes, and then runs to the top floor and rides it down to me. Yes that is a lot to do in 60 seconds, but he may already have the pants and shirt on. I always see a badge but it's blank. So if he was the clean up executive/technician, then he wouldn't have his photo on his badge. Yup and his car could be his brothers, sisters boyfriend who is really his best friend from college that he let him borrow when he was house sitting for him, when he went out of the country to help the poor children of three world countries. YUP ... ...

Dear New Girl On The Register, * wwwooosssssaaahhhhh* I understand that you are new here, at this lovely eat in resturant, but PLEASE CALM DOWN! In my mind, the slower I order, the better for you. Now let's not get into how you got the order WRONG in the first place and want to get upset at other people. Don't let this polished look fool you, I will get your little butt together REAL QUICK. I have worked at a resturant before, it's NOT rocket science. Just push the botton that I say I want. Rude? Yes it is, but I also didn't pick this job for you. If someone is being nice to you, learn to be nice back! Flipping rude little turd! xoxoxo Yes I would like a drink with that