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Dear Cold, Social Media, & Weight Loss

Listen, its so damn cold that I can't think straight. Like I had a whole post about MEM but listen .............. I can't feel my feet!!!!!! My hands are cold, my nose is cold .. I AM OVER IT!!! This guy asked me why I didn't have gloves ........ BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE SOUTH! I only have a scarf because it's cute. I'm trying to catch a bird to South America because I promise you'll I just can't function. Tomorrow night it's going to be 6 degrees. Yes like the age of a first grader.Yup over it. Let's go ahead and call up Dora, get Maps and find me a warm location because the Devil is a liar! The truth isn't in him and the heat isn't in the MF either! 

 So I have doing a 45 day weight loss challenge. This week I am detoxing, and due to the heat not functioning correctly in my office building, I had coffee this morning. Hell as I'm typing this I want another cup just to stay warm! Why don't you just drink warm water you might ask? Tried that, burnt my mouth up! I'm over here looking like ..............................
Today was my fruit and water day. I can't even enjoy my fruit because it's cold and I'm cold. The sun is shinning and the snow is falling. I had to fight with my car door this morning to get in. Like don't yo ass want to warm up as much as me? Why are you being this way! I really wished my car turned into a Megatron or Giggybots, or w/e and walked me to work this morning. Tomorrow is veggie day so AT LEAST I will be eating something warm.

While doing this weight loss thing, I am taking a 45 day break from social media. The other day I got on IG and FB 20 times each, within about 2 hours just looking. Mind you I had a sink full of dishes and towels sitting right beside me needing to be folded. I have GOT to claim my life back. I wake up, I check FB/IG, when I get to work, I check FB/IG, after my first cup of coffee, I check FB/IG, like this goes on aaaalllllll damn day! I have looked at those apps so long today, I imagined what people were saying. This is sad you'll. People are like OMG how are you going to make it? Dang it's not like I'm losing a body part for 45 days! You'll made it without Scandal, I can make it without Social Media. So you may get longer post from me since this is pretty much my only outlet to you guys via the internet. Unless you follow my Fitness page, or are in my book club; this is all you're getting from the kid. 


xoxoxoxo
It's so cold in the D
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