Dear Jimmy Johns,
I'm not sure how you guys pick you delivery workers but you should see if they can count before sending them off. Now I am not one to judge BUT when I hand a delivery person my money, I just know they are not going to ask me how much change do I need back. Now I know what you are thinking, maybe he wanted to get the tip out right? Well, I had already advised the red power ranger of the tip I was giving him, and to give me the rest. YET IN STILL, he asked me again how much change do I need. Now in my mind, I am thinking there are only about 3 ways to give me back $13, AND I say " Which ever is easiest for you ". See Jesus created man and when he created man, man created math. Or maybe Jesus created Math. Whatever just go with me on this ..... Now the wonderful thing about this math is that when you start school they teach it to you until you graduate. So why is it that your delivery guy, is still asking me ......... um so that would be how much. THIRTEEN DAMN DOLLARS!!! Listen JJ, can I call you JJ; you need to send your delivery people out with a calculator or something if you are not asking math questions on your application. I know, I know, you would think that this 1+1 math would come easy to people, but your wrong! Clearly Beyonce isn't the only one that doesn't know much about Algebra. I blame you for his embarrassment yesterday, because I know the look on my face was priceless. Let him make the sandwiches, not deliver them. Hell let him just bag all the shit up for all I care, just don't let him delivery anything to anyone with cash!
xoxoxo
Jesus made math or nah?
I'm not sure how you guys pick you delivery workers but you should see if they can count before sending them off. Now I am not one to judge BUT when I hand a delivery person my money, I just know they are not going to ask me how much change do I need back. Now I know what you are thinking, maybe he wanted to get the tip out right? Well, I had already advised the red power ranger of the tip I was giving him, and to give me the rest. YET IN STILL, he asked me again how much change do I need. Now in my mind, I am thinking there are only about 3 ways to give me back $13, AND I say " Which ever is easiest for you ". See Jesus created man and when he created man, man created math. Or maybe Jesus created Math. Whatever just go with me on this ..... Now the wonderful thing about this math is that when you start school they teach it to you until you graduate. So why is it that your delivery guy, is still asking me ......... um so that would be how much. THIRTEEN DAMN DOLLARS!!! Listen JJ, can I call you JJ; you need to send your delivery people out with a calculator or something if you are not asking math questions on your application. I know, I know, you would think that this 1+1 math would come easy to people, but your wrong! Clearly Beyonce isn't the only one that doesn't know much about Algebra. I blame you for his embarrassment yesterday, because I know the look on my face was priceless. Let him make the sandwiches, not deliver them. Hell let him just bag all the shit up for all I care, just don't let him delivery anything to anyone with cash!
xoxoxo
Jesus made math or nah?
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