Dear Mr. Elevator Man

I SWEAR today is piss Shanice off day. I have nothing to post about, but decided to just say hello to you all. I wonder who will say hello back? I find it funny how I get over 50 reads a day, but hardly anyone speaks. Well aren't you all a bunch of rude little shits. No, I didn't mean that. Well technically I did BUT I still love you. Please come back!!! Why is it that people don't read emails all the way through before they forward it on? Like HELL-FN-O ... this is not for me. If you would READ you would know, this is for YOU! SHIT!! I can't decide what I want for lunch. I'm hungry but not hungry. You catch my drift? I really just want some turtle icecream with oreos. OH-MY-GAWD!!! I would KILL for that right now. My job has the damn golf tournment playing and it's pissing me off. I don't know why, but every time I look up from my desk and see it ... RRREEEEDDDD comes over me. This man with this pony tail, and weird ass dance/stretch he does, it creeping ...