Dear Mr. Elevator Man

So listen, I am a very dramatic person. I have come to terms with this in 2016. I have some pretty crazy " So That Time I Thought I Was Going To Get Kidnapped " Stories ... let's hop into one umkay! I used to live in an apartment complex that had a back road. It was like the road my complex was on created it's own dead end, and then there was a road adjacent. Nobody really drove on this road much, and it was basically all trees on both sides. There were two or three businesses over there - although I never saw anyone actually going or coming from them mofos. So I used to jog back there. It was like two miles from my front door to the end of that street and back. Yaassss ah bih was jogging for real for real .. well most days - but that aint yo damn business shit! Ok so one day I hear these people laughing right. INSTANT PANIC! I told ya'll no one is back here. Like I'm already looking for random dogs and shit my exit plan was to get up a tree if a dog ...