Dear Mr. Elevator Man

I really have nothing to talk about but I said what the hell, lets post random shit! As I lookth out my windowth, I see the SUN!!! Thank God!!! I am so tired of being stuck in this house, when I get out, I'm not coming back for a while. This snow in Atlanta is for every bird that flew down south and left me here.  Tuesday night, the ice was hitting the window while I was asleep, you could NOT tell me that I didn't have a rat in my room. Ya'll I laid in my bed completely still, like the damn rat could see me, and tired to listen out for it. Needless to say, it was the ice. I was relieved! I logged on to social media to see what the weather was like elsewhere, and you people are so damn depressing. I completely understand not wanting to be stuck in the house but sweet baby of sharkeisha, its not the end of the world. I do feel bad for those people that are not getting paid due to being out of work, but some of you guys needed this break more than you let on. Thank the Hea...

Dear your lovely people from the north, I come to you with the same love I have for this snow outside, NONE AT ALL! We "get" that this "little snow" is nothing to you, but its a big damn deal to us here. We do not have the equipment to clean these roads up like you guys do,because of the same reason your old ass Memaw has Winter Vacation homes down here. IT'S WARM OUTSIDE! Now I know your thinking, Shanice calm down we are just joking. Well just like them old ass Uggs you've had for 3 years; with all them spots on them, the shit gets old. Out of my 24, almost 25 years of living I've seen snow about ummmmmmmmmmm 10 times. Now only 4 out of those 10 times did it stick, and only 3 out of those 4 times was I stuck in the house.  No, we do not have snow tires. FOOORRRR WWWHHHHHAATTTT!! When I go get new tires I'm not thinking, man it might snow during one these 45 degree winter days. No, I'm just not. Hell I don't even think the place I go to ...