Dear Mr. Elevator Man

http://www.gofundme.com/5jd358 HHHEEELLLLOOOOO to my lovely MEM readers! So, today I will not be talking about my craziness BUT about someone in need.  A GREAT friend of mines, cousin, is in a financial need at this time. Her name is Aisha Brown and she had been diagnosed with Stage 3A Breast Cancer. She is fighting but due to this she is unable to work at this time. This awesome woman has children that depend on her to be mommy even when she has little to no energy. If you have ever been around someone fighting cancer, you  know they have their good days and bad days. Her ever so lovely cousin, Rissa ( hey girl! ) , started a Donation Fund to help relieve a small amount of stress.  Now, I'm pretty sure none of you know this BUT I had a Breast Cancer scare a few years back. Let me just praise God for the lump disappearing! WONT HE DO IT! I have lost my grandmother to this stupid thing and I support this cause, hands down! No one asked me to post thi...

Ya'll, it's so dang cold outside I can't even think. This morning I was just like Jesus if you would just be a sun ray on this 5'3 caramel lady, I will shout for joy in the parking lot. I didn't get that sun ray until a few moments ago but the wind didn't blow so I did a 2 step any ways. Well it was more like an air hump in the car b/c I wasn't about to stand out there to much longer. I have to walk a little slow down my steps b/c everyday I almost commit suicide on them! Somehow my feet decide they want to go one way and my body is going another way .... I"m just screaming the Lords Pray trying to keep everything together. LOL. That's so not funny but I'm laughing as I write this so whateva! It's my blog!   I had this weird dream about someone in my accounting department at work that had me on fire! She came to my desk and just went HAM on me. Listen, that lady and I were having words UMMKAY! She wanted me to work faster and I wanted her ...

I honestly didn't have much to talk about today because I am an emotional wreck waiting for the baby to come today. I just wanted to share here what I am Thankful for. Personal shout outs to follow. LOL.  First I am thankful for the Amazing God that I serve. Last year, I left my job because I was so stressed that it was effecting my body. I trusted and believed that God would make a way and provide for my household and he did just that. All I could do month to month, until I got back to where I needed to be, was thank God  because I never missed a meal, nothing was cut off, I was clothed and still was able to go out and do things. For that I am thankful and blessed with a better job paying way more than I was making before. My faith is so much bigger than a mustard seed. I'm thankful for my mother . OMG she gets on my nerves so bad sometimes but I love her with everything in my body. We have not always gotten alone and sometimes we go a little while without speaking but...

D e a r M E M ,  My head hurts ... I want you to shut up like right now. If I had to energy and height to Donkey Kong you right now ..... you'd be on the floor. I have ridden this stupid elevator twice up and down and now I'm standing by the break room trying to find a spoon to dig a tunnel away from you. It's so funny how you always try to convince me that THIS IDEA is the GRAND idea. Who do you think you talking to? Ok I understand you met this " heavenly angel " (your words not mine) at the QuikTrip gas station. Let's just stop rrriiigggghhhttttt there! Didn't I tell your crazy ass not to talk to anyone else! You just don't listen. My momma always said I hard head makes a soft ass and I have on flats today! I will call up B16 and have your ass put in the hole like Jake and Huck were! If your not watching scandal ... just leave this blog right now! Your a disgrace!  OK ... She's beautiful, nice, sweet, charming, blah blah .... Doofus you d...

How did I end up getting out of the car, at the same time that you get out of your car? Listen, you are such a beautiful man. Like if you decided to be a woman, you could totally pull it off. I am happily taken. Like The Cosby Show happy, like they put two toys in my happy meal when I was 5 y/o happy, like HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ok, that didn't make any sense but w/e. Also, you see this wall mount that is always on this elevator when you get on with me? Yes Freaky Jason right there staring at you in the mirror. You make his neck vein pop out and it makes me nervous. Once my mom neck vein popped out when I was getting a whooping and just let me tell you ............ I wore sweatpants all week. I want to live. I'm pretty sure you want to live so here we go with just a few things that you can do for me and I'll continue to smile at you on this quick ride up. 1. Thanks for telling me I have nice big brown eyes. You can't see to my soul, so stop staring into my face. It's c...