Dear Mr. Elevator Man

And if you guessed it was my birthday .... YOU WERE RIGHT! That eyelash was on FFLLLEEEEKKK that day. Ok, it was really on it's last leg but whatever I was still cute. Well today is the day that the Lord said ... LET GREATNESS BE BORN! And Here I am :) 26 years later.  So I am 26 .. GAH DAMN the pressure is really on to get my life together. Side note : Why was I crip walking to the baby Einsteins theme song? I'm so shame. ANYWHO! I always thought by 25 I would be a working lawyer, married with my first baby on the way. Well listen here .. I am a college drop out, found my career ( that I LOVE ) in logistics, not married ( but very happy ) with no kids. I'm truly happy and blessed this birthday. Now on to a few RRRAANNNDDDOOMMMMM. I know y'all love when I speak ratchet. LOL. 1. Why does dry grinding turn you women on? Like I saw this clip of Chris Brown humping the air and the comment section was tew murch. Like you know he isn't going to fuck y...

I'm so tired of seeing people "beef" and fight on FB from my small town. I know each small town has it's problems, but GAH DAMN!! I swear it seems like every year it gets worst. I can't even fault the younger kids for being out here in the streets, showing no respect for elders, fighting over petty shit, keeping up drama because the older "grown ups" are doing showing them how to act. At what age are you going to stop fighting? You do know that is a crime right? You also have someone else stupid ass out here recording it as evidence. NEWS FLASH : Once something is placed on the internet, even deleted, it can still be found. Employees are on all social network and with a city as small as Decatur, they will find the videos. I wanna know what one must say to you to get you ready to fight? I'm almost 26 years old and unless you put your hands on me, chile you can miss me with all that running off at the mouth shit, ESPECIALLY on social media. I do not ...