Dear Mr. Elevator Man

I'm pretty sure we have went over this topic but it is FRESH in my spirit, so I am writing you lonely lovers again. I want you to pull out your pens and papers to take notes, because I'm SICK OF YOU! How do you let someone who continues to treat you like shat, only pays attention to you when whomever they are checking for isn't checking for them, run your name in the mud; BACK into your life. I am by far no relationship expert but some of you mofo's are just NOT GETTING IT. I don't think you ever will. It's so funny because, from whatever world you got a ride to from Future on his way to the Moon,this is morally ok. You even have  people on your planet living the same life as you. I mean, let the hunny cheat on me and it's A WRAP! Thanks for coming out! You all did great. ROLL THE CREDITS IN THIS MUTHA. But not only does this person cheat on you, but you blast them about it, but 1 month later its < closed captions : me and the boo; let them haters hate ...

Listen, I am SSSOOOOO sick of you men talking shat about women who watch Scandal and love Beyonce. I enjoy them very much, so understand that what I'm about to say comes from the heart. STFU! If I see one more of you post about "oh I"m so happy my girl don't watch that slut Scandal show or idolize Beyonce " I will personally pick you and your "girl" apart; flaw for damn flaw. We do not idolize Beyonce. We enjoy her just like you'll enjoy standing out in the cold for hours to get the new jays. Or when Kendrick dropped that Control verse, or when Jay Z dropped a COMMERCIAL about his upcoming album.  Neither is Scandal a "slut ass show". But again you don't watch it so you don't know. Just because your girl doesn't do the above things, doesn't make her any better or worst than the ones that do. I actually know a nice amount of guys that watch Scandal with their girl. She's probably secretly watching it on Hulu Plus the n...

I'm not sure why you want to use the potty right next to me, when there are 3 other stalls free but lets not do it again. We have bathroom rules!! I'm not sure if you are not aware of them or if you just don't care. BBUUUTTTT my dear ladies, I CARE! I am just trying to get in and out of the bathroom and back on the floor and here you go with your feet almost touching mines. Umm excuse me neighbor, why art thou so damn close to me? Oh and it's always you gassy people that sit right next to me. So not only am I trying to pee, and make sure our feet don't touch, you are also honking horns over there with no spray. I JUST CAN'T YA'LL! I JUST CAN NOT DEAL! Didn't Mother Bathroom come to your school and teach you the rules? Well she didn't comes to mines neither but I still know to take my ass down a stall. So miss ma'am that sat beside came into the bathroom behind me, sat in the stall next to me, starting honking for Jesus, while singing a little t...