Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Bust into 2018 lliikkkeeee  ... I'm not about to give ya'll the I'm Back spill b/c ccchhhiiillleeee .... I aint loyal. LMAO!! But seriously I am TRYING to be more consistent because this is a great outlet for me to express myself. PLUS you raggedy people in my inbox got my nerves bad with needing advice. SO..... How's ya 2018 going so far? As I am typing this my son is trying to crawl all over me, screaming MA MA MA MA, and my husband is trying to keep him away so I can finish this. LOL. THIS IS MY LIFE! I can't make eye contact with my own damn child or I will have to fight him into the play pen. I love it though. Of course I've been seeing the negative things being said about people that say this new year, they are doing new things. Honestly, I just look over that negatively. If you are not looking forward to growing as a person. business owner, friend, mother, father, or whatever, than you are WWEEIIRRDDD! Of course people can start these things...

Danny, Straight to the point, I am in love with a stripper. This is dumb as hell but I love her. We are bumping heads because I do not want her to strip anymore. She thinks I'm ashamed of her but I just ain't trying to think about another nigga looking at my girl naked. We have only been dating a short amount of time but I feel like she can stop stripping and I will take care of her. She's 21 and I'm 33. I have my own house, two cars, and a very well paying job. I'm not a baller but I live well enough were she can pursue other dreams that she has. I've already told her if she continues to strip when the holidays come around, we will be over. I just need some advise on how to get her to stop stripping and let a real man take care of her. Broham, This is not an extremely hard question. My first thought is to ask you did you meet her in the strip club? But that's neither here nor there. What I will tell you is that you have to ultimately understand what ...

So listen, I am a very dramatic person. I have come to terms with this in 2016. I have some pretty crazy " So That Time I Thought I Was Going To Get Kidnapped " Stories ... let's hop into one umkay! I used to live in an apartment complex that had a back road. It was like the road my complex was on created it's own dead end, and then there was a road adjacent. Nobody really drove on this road much, and it was basically all trees on both sides. There were two or three businesses over there - although I never saw anyone actually going or coming from them mofos. So I used to jog back there. It was like two miles from my front door to the end of that street and back. Yaassss ah bih was jogging for real for real .. well most days - but that aint yo damn business shit! Ok so one day I hear these people laughing right. INSTANT PANIC! I told ya'll no one is back here. Like I'm already looking for random dogs and shit my exit plan was to get up a tree if a dog ...

Listen, I have only really talked about the whole Bill Cosby situation with my fiance. He is almost the only person I don't roll my eyes at when talking about things like this. Let me just say this BILL COSBY IS NOT YOU GAH DAMN DADDY!!  #staywoke lmbo!!! LOL. I'm sorry but I just really needed to get that out. I have always had a passion for law but not for school .. umhm ... and I will search and search and search until I find the case and read the documents. Ask my friends .. they will tell you. I printed off the entire case against Eddie Long - and highlighted things - and did the same with the Atlanta Public School case. I like facts ... I like to read things myself and know what the hell is going on. BUT in this case - I really don't give a shit. I don't know Bill Cosby, I'm just mad that 7th Heaven is on and I can't find the Cosby show. Now that is something you might want to #staywoke about because he confessed to the shit. Back to my title .. B...