Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Warning : There is cursing ... I'm not homeless, yet, but I damn sure am angry. This is a random post but more of random letters inside one post. That made no sense but I don't really care. Its my blog, so I can have it my way. < insert diddy take that take that dance > 1. Dear Fast Food Restaurant .... I LIKE WATER FOR FACK SAKE!!! I am not trying to take this cup over there to get a soda, I really want some water. Its 90 degrees outside, I do not want any soda! Why is it that you give me this baby ass cup for water? BIH H2O is FREE!!! So now you have to call your manager to the front b/c I am NOT about to pay you a dollar for a bigger cup. I might as well let the water flow in my hands and drink out of it. In two sips this water is gone. SMH. If you want the water cup to be clear, that's fine. Just make the cups bigger. SWEET CHEESSSUUUSSSS!!! And no I don't want your bottle of water for $2.50 that I can get at the store for $1. FOH! 2. Dear Realtors, yo...

D e a r M E M ,  My head hurts ... I want you to shut up like right now. If I had to energy and height to Donkey Kong you right now ..... you'd be on the floor. I have ridden this stupid elevator twice up and down and now I'm standing by the break room trying to find a spoon to dig a tunnel away from you. It's so funny how you always try to convince me that THIS IDEA is the GRAND idea. Who do you think you talking to? Ok I understand you met this " heavenly angel " (your words not mine) at the QuikTrip gas station. Let's just stop rrriiigggghhhttttt there! Didn't I tell your crazy ass not to talk to anyone else! You just don't listen. My momma always said I hard head makes a soft ass and I have on flats today! I will call up B16 and have your ass put in the hole like Jake and Huck were! If your not watching scandal ... just leave this blog right now! Your a disgrace!  OK ... She's beautiful, nice, sweet, charming, blah blah .... Doofus you d...