Dear Mr. Elevator Man

BIH YOU GUESSED IT .... WHEW!!!! AND YOU WAS RIGHT! Today is my birthday .... this post may be filled with random Boosie quotes but just go with me umkay!!! This post shall be a RANDOM one. I haven't blogged much - even though I have a LOT of shit to say ... but after May I should be back on the move. Running a business, and planning a wedding just makes me want to lay down after 3pm and not get up or touch another device. ANY WHOOOOOSSS ... 1. LOOK AT THAT DONKEY BUTT AND THEM BIG OL' LEGS .... I have officially lost 30 pounds!! I keep tilting back and forth so I'm sticking with 30, until I can give a solid 35 lol. I'm excited ... losing weight is not easy .. I had a dream ... my dream was that one day little black boys and black girls ... would come together with little white boys and white girls .. and serve me chicken wings, crab legs, collard greens, fried catfish, pork ribs, mac n cheese, candid yams, broccoli and cheese casserole, fried corn, Waffle House...

I don't even know how to start this blog off or if it'll even make sense, be grammatically correct but here we go .... A white teacher from my hometown, decided that he and his wife were going to dress up as Kanye and Kim West for Halloween. No Issue there. Look - I even got you some examples on how to do it : Now the issue with this "teachers outfit" is that .... he decide .. all on his own .. to paint his body brown. Yes he's entire body. His wife, who posted the photo online even stated " People thought he was a black man" - Direct quote. When I saw him .. these images flooded my mind ...  Now I know for some of you guys, who possibly are off the grid , you have never seen those photos. BUT every Halloween - for some strange reason - white people feel like "Yes we can pull out our black body paint and became a nigger for a day!!". My dear ... this is black face. No one gives a shit that is it Halloween, you don...

Dear Danny, Me and my girlfriend have been together for 2 years. We went through a few months where we were not on the same page. She was wanting me to move in with her and I wasn't ready to take that step. A few weeks ago I saw this guy run up on her and give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. I played it cool and just ask her who it was but I was pretty heated inside. She told me he was just a friend from a previous job. She has been getting really distant and on her phone more since after she saw ol' dude. We been arguing for no reason and when her phone rings she goes out the room to talk on it. I ended up going through her phone and read a message from him saying he wanted to pick up where they left off a few months back. ( Basically the time we were going through out little thing ) They were talking about their future together, like I didn't exist.She text him to come over a few times late at night and I'm pretty sure they fucked.

HHHHEEYYYYHHHOOOO!! Remember Brittany from Pregnant by my Youth Director?   Well Miss Ma'am has emailed me back with a follow up and I am LIVID!! I am now personally talking to her because this is just wrong. This blog has become a way bigger thing than me and if you write me, I'm going to help you. Her issue has so many topics I want to speak about, and I will, but for right now I'm just trying to open her eyes. Dear Miss Shanice, I told my mom and she was pretty upset. I have been talking to HIM and he really hasn't been supportive. He won't answer my calls and completely ignores me in church. I texted him what did I do to him to make him treat me like this and he said, not getting an abortion. That really mad me upset so I went and told my mom who the baby of my unborn child was. She didn't believe me until I showed her a message from him. I thought she would be upset about reading the abortion part but she was just mad at me for being a "stupid gi...

Happy Monday!!!! I hope you are all having a great Monday so far. In deciding to do more this year, I'm heading out tonight with a group of friends to a comedy event. WHOOP WHOOP! Anywho enough about me, let's get to this reader letter shall we? Don't forget to Like,Comment and SUBSCRIBE!!

Dear Shanice, A month ago my friends jumped this girl over some Facebook beef. Basically one of my friends on and off again boyfriend started dating this girl and posting her all over social media. My friend was still sleeping with him and started tagging the girl in statuses. It became real messy and they decided to jump her at her job. I told them this was a dumb idea but these dumb asses decided to do it anyway. They waited until she got off and jumped her at her job. They broke both her legs,cracked her jaw, busted up get face real bad and did something to her back. She doesn't know who jumped her but her mother is pressing charges. I am no longer friends with these girls because I'm very ashamed of this. My question is should I volunteer information to her mother. She has asked me if I knew who did it, because everyone knows they were beefing , and I have just kept my mouth closed. The police are investigating as well.They have threaten to beat me up if I say anything ...

Yeah I forgot what number this is but it's a new year so let's start off with #1 umkay! 1. Ladies, if you man asked you to stop wearing that moo moo out in public like a dress, BIH STOP WEARING IT. I know we like to be comfortable, but come on nah ..... they way you get them is the way you keep them. I have a FEW period only outfits but they are tucked away and do NOT make it out the house. I am tired of seeing you with your Madam dress on and you man looking FINE at the movies. Just no .... 2. Baby hair ... can we let this go already? I'm so tired of you'll stretching that baby hair swoop all the way out on these sew ins. Push that shit back man and keep it pushing. Got dried up gel touching your eyebrows and shit. NO. Drop the tooth brush and walk away. 3. Men .... Please help me understand why you have on a long sleeve shirt, a pull over, and a jacket but you are still sagging? Like is your ass not cold? You just gone leave your ass out there to 'fend for i...

Sorry for the late post. The man of the house has the flu. Ain't nobody got time for THAT! Anywho on to my boo .. Miss Nina Sky! Since you guys have last had an update from Nina she has moved in with her new man and is now late. As in my period is 28 days late and it's day 30 late. This man has bought her a whole new life. He packed up her old apartment and put all her stuff in a storage. Bought her new clothes and forbids her to work. Sounds like a psycho freaky killa to me but hey, I'm just a girl with a blog. After I cursed her ass out for not using protection with this new ass man she doesn't really know, and her being to comfortable with this new lifestyle .. this is her reply to me ... I'm talking in the red Shanice, Still late but I'm having a little spotting so maybe it will come any day now.  I didn't purposely have unprotective sex with him, it just happened. (umkay girl I guess ) Do I regret it? No. I mean I love him. I don't wan...

It has taken me all morning to gather my thoughts to even put down on paper. I really wish I could strike up a podcast, actively talk to people and share our thoughts. This is going to be a pretty lengthy post and all over the place but bare with me, I'm empty at this point.

Dear Shanice, I have been dating a man for 2 years now and have never been to a holiday dinner. I have never been to a family gathering of his period and he always "comes up missing" when I invite him to mine. Last year, I logged into his phone and added him on my where are friends apps on my iphone. I called him to see if I could come over and he said he wasn't there yet. I checked my app and pulled up on him at his aunts house. I called him again and he said he wasn't there and I told him I was "riding around" and saw his car outside a house and stopped.

Dear Shanice, My name is Brittany and I am an 18 year old college student. I started college at the age of 17. During the summer, I came back home and my mother got me a job working for the churches summer camp. I was supervised by our youth director. Now I have always thought my youth director was very attractive but he was engaged and I knew I wasn't his type. He had been my youth director for two years. One day I was cleaning the kitchen and he came up behind me. He wrapped his arms around me and said he just wanted to thank me for helping him. I told him, no problem and thanked him for the job. Every now and then he would hug me, touch me, or stare at me for a long time. He started flirting with me and telling me his personal issues with his fiance and it made me fall for him. Yes, I know I was stupid, but I really liked him. At the end of the summer we take the kids on a week long cabin trip. Everyone who had worked on the program goes. One night we w...

We had a super late dinner and slept. I did 100 home, grabbed my hoe bag and headed downtown. (Don't act like ya'll don't or haven't had a hoe bag before. You know deodorant, razor, toothbrush, pair of clothes, and so forth)

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I really want to tell my boyfriend to take his belt off and give it to you. Why is your child IN the bathroom tissue section, knocking everything on the floor? When your OTHER child don' got a chair and push the bathroom tissue out the way so he can sit under it. AND you are just moving right along like this is normal. Giiiiirrrrrllllll,

I don't know what his name is but he is a sexy chocolate man. He comes at the same time the head master comes and I am THANKFUL because I haven't talked to him since that threesome. For some reason he has started calling me Queenie. I have no problem with that because he is fine as fuck and drops enough money on me that I don't even have to work weekends. The first night I was in VIP alone with him he told me my smile didn't come to my eyes. Corny ass nigga. I told him I was tired and needed a weekend off. He asked how much do I usually make during a weekend. I told him, and I was chilling in my pj's the following Friday - Sunday. I didn't know if he was going to come tonight but I put on my BEST SHIT! Thigh high tights, skirt that comes up above my ass cheeks, and lace bikini. I was ready for him. The head master came in and started pointing towards me to the security. I damn near ran to NFL and said if you want me, you better take me now. We ended up in ...

Well I am,and I create a business all about it! Whew! This took me some long nights of restlessness to get this all up and going. I'm still very nervous but all in all I have faith in my little baby business. Although I have other businesses that I choose not to speak on, this one I will be promoting here often.

This ride home. I just keep looking at my phone thinking, this can't be real. You don't fuck the nigga that cash out on you at the club. That makes you one of them.

My Mother should be CEO of How To Deal With Shit Ass Fathers LLC. She was GREAT! I never heard one bad thing about my dad, until I brought it to her. Even then she would say, but he is still your dad. So Dear Mothers Of Fatherless Children, 1. Do NOT speak ill about your child's father, around your child. Now we all know how this person is, we all know he doesn't do SHIT, but children don't care who clothes them, feeds them, shelters them when it comes to dad. They love DAD. We know Dad showed up to this birthday party 3 hours late, with a piece of shit ass $5 toy but to this child ... Daddy came to my party. Once they become older and start expressing how they feel about their father not being there, always teach them to respect that person. 2. Don't hold it against him. Some men just aren't going to do what they said they were when you said "I'm pregnant". Remember that this child needs  both parents. If he can't come get him for the wee...

My emotions are EVERYWHERE this week. Thanks PMS.    I also had a lot on my mind last week that I was in no mood to actually blog. BBBUUUTTT I'm BACK! While visiting home a few weeks ago, one of my aunt's asked me about how my relationship with my father is. I told her the truth. What relationship? I know he is alive, that's pretty much as far as it goes. She goes on to tell me we need to work it out, I am still clueless on what the issue is, my brother and sister are there telling me I'm stubborn. The Truth is I.AM.TIRED.

I'm tired and  not feeling like posting so here is an extra from Nina! If you missed the before story,it's literally right under this one. See you on Monday! Did I hear him right? VIP Section tonight? Me? I was already sweating bullets and my shift hadn't even started yet. Damn, Damn, Damn! I get to work with TeTe, who is always nice to me, so I should be fine. Hopefully the men will just want her more than me. I'm not fucking nobody and that's a promise! I've heard about what goes on in there, hell even smelled it. I'm not turning into one of those girls. I'm already a regular, when I was just trying to get some rent money. I ask TeTe who is in the VIP Section and she rolls her eyes and says " local celebrities". I tell her I'm nervous as shit and she just laughs. The body guard comes in and says some homegrown NFL player is in VIP now waiting. I can't do this. I should quit right now. Maybe I can talk them out of the VIP Secti...