Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Yesterday I had my hunny take a photo of me and I had a break down. I instantly went from workout clothes on to in the bed crying. Yes I CRIED!! I have been working out since JAN!!! I pictured myself being way further than this. I know we see ourselves differently than other people see me, but when I looked at that picture I saw Winnie The Pooh. Right now I do NOT want to hear your " oh it gets better " CRAP! I want to go to the store and eat all the shit I haven't eaten because I have been trying to lost weight. It's so hard to be a black woman in this day and age because everyone wants you to look a certain way. I know that I will NEVER look that way, and I am fine with that. The bottom part of my body is damn near all muscle, its the top that does all that moving. What the hell I'm not fine with is this JUICY ASS FACE! So lets run down some shit I'm tired of hearing and seeing ... yes this will have LOTS of cussing ... 1. I'm tired of women's f...

Well my 45 day challenge isn't over until tomorrow, but my birthday is in two weeks so I am kicking it in high gear! I want to challenge myself to get another 5-7 pounds off by March 2. The day the Lord opened up the sky and say  " LET THIS GREATNESS BE CAST UPON THEe TODAY " and I was born.Yes lightning flash and thunder roared, and my father passed out but all in all : I was born!  Lets do a quick rundown of my 45 day "Get your Chin Back " mission : I did a detox for the first 5 days, I juiced for the month of Feb, and I worked out! The hardest part was staying on myself to workout. I mean ...... let's be real .... working out SUCKS! Only time I enjoy it is when I'm stressed and I take a walk. I found that if I get up in the morning before work and workout, I have more energy and I get it out of the way. When this chunky monkey, gets home from work she wants to lay on the couch, cook dinner and go to sleep. Now I didn't work out for 45 days, le...