Dear Mr. Elevator Man

I debated on writing this post ... and said why not! I haven't posted in a while and honestly the altercation bothered me a day later.  Come on in and let's talk! So my little brother and I went to Chillis to grab a drink and some wings. Here in Decatur,Al they have 60 cent wings. Pair that with $2 margarita and bbbaaayyybbeeeee we were having a time! So in front of me sat three people ( Hope, Megan, and Josh *waves* ) that I went to high school with. As my brother and I are enjoying our company we can CLEAR AS DAY here them talking shit about a lot of my class mates. I roll my eyes and text my home girls like I really hope they don't say anything about you guys because I'm going to come undone in here. One thing I do not play about are my super loyal ass friends. In my mind I was already going to contact the people they were talking about and let them know .. AYE BRUH watch your back and your business around these three. Now some may say that is messy but I don...

Two things that I know for sure will happen in life. You are born and you will die. Death .... I have had some rough dealing with death when it comes to family. My grandfather on my dad side, moved to TX and had a heart attack. It was a closed casket - and it didn't fully hit me until I was about 16 and I saw a man that looked just like him. I waved at the man and the man waved back. I LITERALLY was about to walk over to him. Then the flood gates opened and I cried a solid week in my room. He was my pen-pal, first person to put sugar on my popcorn -which my siblings and I do to this day , debate with me, and so forth. It just didn't seem real, because I didn't see him again. I didn't SEE him in the casket, but I knew he was in the casket. My grandmother on my dad side passed away from breast cancer and a tumor ( if i'm not mistaken ). I was there the entire ordeal. From her being mobile to just laying in the bed making noises. I was in the room when she passed. ...

Send me your reader letters at sbarrett3289@gmail.com   Dear Shanice,  I have been dating my boyfriend for about a year . Over the last past few months he has started to ask me things to do to him sexually. At first it was no problem but now I'm uncomfortable and concerned. In the heat of the moment one night, my guy asked me to stick a finger in he's butt. I was so thrown off but again we were making love so I did it. I didn't really think about it but it instantly turned him on, so it turned me on too. He asked me a few more times, and I did it. I just wrote it off to him being super freaky, because we gets it in. A month ago he asked me to add more fingers and I told him I didn't want too. He got a attitude and came before me and left my house. I was so shocked at how upset he got. I called him and told him I was uncomfortable doing that and he said he wanted me to stick 4 fingers in he's butt. If I really "loved" him, I would do it because it gets...

Heeellllloooo Ladies! HHEEELLLLLOOOO. How are ya'll doing toniigghhhtttt? FFFIINNEEE. Can I keep it rrrreeeaallllll? YYYYEESSS. And say what's on my mind? ... What cha'll know about that!!! THROWBIKE! 

So I received an update from the wife that is sleeping with her husbands nephew. I really just want her to tell her husband. At this point there is no marriage to save. I am not married yet but I know for a FACT if my soon to be husband has a baby with someone else; it's over. At this point in your life you made the commitment to love, respect and cherish me. Stepping outside of our marriage is showing me that you do not care about me or these vows we took. If you are in a relationship and the other person moves out; you need to figure out if you can work it out or if it's time to let it go. DO NOT bring a third person into your marriage and wreck havoc. - Shanice

Grab a glass, this is going to be a long ride today.

I'm in a shitty mood today so you have been warned. Let's get to this random post ...

YYYYAASSSSS ..... If you do not follow me on social media then you do not know bbbuuttttt I got ENGAGED YESTERDAY!!!!!! 

Yeah I forgot what number this is but it's a new year so let's start off with #1 umkay! 1. Ladies, if you man asked you to stop wearing that moo moo out in public like a dress, BIH STOP WEARING IT. I know we like to be comfortable, but come on nah ..... they way you get them is the way you keep them. I have a FEW period only outfits but they are tucked away and do NOT make it out the house. I am tired of seeing you with your Madam dress on and you man looking FINE at the movies. Just no .... 2. Baby hair ... can we let this go already? I'm so tired of you'll stretching that baby hair swoop all the way out on these sew ins. Push that shit back man and keep it pushing. Got dried up gel touching your eyebrows and shit. NO. Drop the tooth brush and walk away. 3. Men .... Please help me understand why you have on a long sleeve shirt, a pull over, and a jacket but you are still sagging? Like is your ass not cold? You just gone leave your ass out there to 'fend for i...

Dear Shanice, I have been dating a man for 2 years now and have never been to a holiday dinner. I have never been to a family gathering of his period and he always "comes up missing" when I invite him to mine. Last year, I logged into his phone and added him on my where are friends apps on my iphone. I called him to see if I could come over and he said he wasn't there yet. I checked my app and pulled up on him at his aunts house. I called him again and he said he wasn't there and I told him I was "riding around" and saw his car outside a house and stopped.

Personal battles are the worst. I clocked out of social media about a month ago, other than a status on FB here and there, because I needed to find me. I was unhappy with life due to some decisions I have made, and I needed to start taking responsibility for those things and get back to my happiness. As I am on this journey back to my original self, I want to talk about responsibility.

I really want to tell my boyfriend to take his belt off and give it to you. Why is your child IN the bathroom tissue section, knocking everything on the floor? When your OTHER child don' got a chair and push the bathroom tissue out the way so he can sit under it. AND you are just moving right along like this is normal. Giiiiirrrrrllllll,

Happy Monday guys!!! Reader Letter Time : Dear Shanice, I will make this quick. I started dating this guy in high school and shortly found out that he was my step cousin. My mother had married his uncle. We continued to date for about 1 year until everyone in the family found out and forced us to break up. After graduation, we went off to the same college. Since we didn't really break up on bad terms and no one was around we started back dating. That was 1 year ago and now I am pregnant with his child. I do not feel bad about this because honestly, we aren't really related but I know my mother will be upset. Is there a certain we can tell our family without them getting mad? I am 3 months now and starting to show some, so I need to tell them. Holidays are coming up and it will be very awkward for my mom, but honestly we were dating before my mom married his uncle. We are going to move into an apartment together, finish school and raise our child together. Thanks! S...

Hello, my name is D and I am bisexual.  I told my mom and she cried.

Yes, I got spankings and I turned out fine. Yes I had marks when I got whipped with a switch, but I am also light skin so I bruise if I squeeze my arm to long. In the south, we spank! It's just something that is understood. I don't think it should be frowned upon, because some of ya'll should have been spanked!

Good Morning! So this morning this guy parked pretty close to me, I back out and pull back in to make sure I have room to get out. Listen, again I am not thin, I have to get all this ass out my low riding car. So as I open my door, it taps his door. You would've thought I put a dent in the door and called his mother everything but her name. My day has already started off bad. -_-

No, seriously .. I have nothing to talk about today. The weird part is I actually sung the title in my Tina Turner voice. * starts rocking my shoulders * I have three back to back meetings in 10 minutes, so let's knock this out AIGHT! 1. Support black businesses. These are usually the first places to hire US! I hate to see people try to knock other people down because they aren't doing shit. There is clothing store in my hometown that is doing very well for themselves and people STAY trying to go at them. I've been in there a few times, but until I get this weight up off me ... ummm shawty can't wear nothing in there. But it's cute tho!!  2. STFU sometimes! GAH DAMN! Sorry, I just needed that. I swear some of you guys just talk and fuss to do so. You know how your parents use to say " shut up cause nah you just talking to hear yourself talk". Oh , so ya'll trying to say that was just my mama? Whatever ... 3. Last but not least ... if you a...

Happy Friday Lovelies!!!! So I was sitting in my bed, watching law n order: svu and checking emails. I came across an email and the title was " My Boyfriend is Gay but I still want him". This was AALLLLRREEEAADDDYYY #TEAMTEWMURCH for me but I did my best to answer.

Dear White Lady at my job, I'm MORE than positive you have seen big butts before but for some odd reason, you have an issue with mines. I do not wear tight clothes because, I'm a thick girl .. my everything needs to breath; but my dresses do rise in the back as I walk. I cannot help that it does that. You should really take this up with my parents or God because I didn't create me. I just want to tell a few things for you so this awkward stare at my ass, face pinched up, situation can move along. Yes I do see you making faces when I walk by, and even discussion my butt with others, which is WEIRD!

I am SO glad I prerecorded these videos because end of the month is here at work and I'm DROWNING. Anywho ... Check out the reader letters for this week. Letter #1 : Nosey Roomate wants to break up his roommates relationship so he can date the girl. Letter #2 : The girlfriend doesn't like the boyfriends daughter, but doesn't have a legit reason on why. CCCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE .... Also check out my VMA Review ... Until next time .... If  you know that 2+2=4, why can't you figure out that my business DOES NOT include YOU ...