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How Many Fingers Until He's Gay? - Reader Letter

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Dear Shanice, 

 I have been dating my boyfriend for about a year . Over the last past few months he has started to ask me things to do to him sexually. At first it was no problem but now I'm uncomfortable and concerned. In the heat of the moment one night, my guy asked me to stick a finger in he's butt. I was so thrown off but again we were making love so I did it. I didn't really think about it but it instantly turned him on, so it turned me on too. He asked me a few more times, and I did it. I just wrote it off to him being super freaky, because we gets it in. A month ago he asked me to add more fingers and I told him I didn't want too. He got a attitude and came before me and left my house. I was so shocked at how upset he got. I called him and told him I was uncomfortable doing that and he said he wanted me to stick 4 fingers in he's butt. If I really "loved" him, I would do it because it gets him off. 

 Am I crazy for thinking that he might be gay? He screams deeper when I stick my index finger in but I do not go deeper than the bottom of my nail bed.

 Please Help !!


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Get your shit and get out of there!!!! I'm not saying your man is gay, but he is booty friendly. Like I'm not even sure what I am suppose to say right now. Ummmmm .... now me myself ... I'm not sticking my fanger in not nahh man ass ... NOT NAH MAN ASS!!! I'm not telling you to leave your man .. what I am telling you is to create a fake Jack'd profile and pull that hoe up when you around him to see if he got one ... and BOOM! IF he does, he gay my G. I heard .. once .. that a man's G Spot is up that way but ummmmmmmmmm I don't know PERSONALLY ... AND I'm not going to try and find out. Also, we need to get to the real reason of why he got he's and left you high and dry? Like, this can't be over 2 fingers in the who-ha. Nah Brah! All jokes aside, if it makes you uncomfortable then talk to him about it. If he cannot understand that, and lay off the fingers in the butt ... then hunny move on. You do not want your sex life to be you counting down the minutes until he ask you to stick your FOUR FINGERS in he's butt. Best of wishes to you!!!

xoxoxo

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