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Who's Cooking Nah?

Who started this cooking for your man is something that only wives do and not girlfriends?

Do ya'll smoke crack? I'm convenience you early-mid 20 somethings smoke crack.


I've seen a meme rolling around social media where the man says he wants to see his girl like this (she's cooking in underwear ... which leads to a whole 'notha story. Like I hope she not frying NATHAN!! Because baby bout to get burnt up trying to be cute.) and the girl replies "this is wife level package, you can upgrade your girlfriend package by buying a ring. He couldn't be me. STARVE THEN BIH!

Listen .... follow me umkay?

1. NONE OF YA'LL (me included) makes enough money to eat at a restaurant everyday where the food is that damn bomb! Like you gone be eating Applebee's happy hour on the 4th day! AAANNDDDD ain't NOBODY trying to take yo bap ass out to eat EVERYDAY. Hoe I got bills to pay! Say it with me now ... I'mmmm oooonnnn aaaaaaa bbbuuuddddggggeeettt!!!

2. So is it that you can't cook .... ooorrrrrr you don't want too? Because honestly, at times it's great to come home, cook up a hearty home made meal and watch your man enjoy it. Talk about your day, trending topics, and so forth. WHY ARE YOU SO AGAINST COOKING SINGLE/GIRLFRIEND? Y'all be the "I'm not fixing no plates" girls and I still don't understand it. Maybe I'm tooooooooooooo country of what nots.

3. IF YOU ARE NOT COOKING BEFORE YOUR ENGAGED ... BIH YOU NOT GETTING ENGAGED! Why am I about to ask you to be my wife when you ain't even gone feed me as your boyfriend!? I been hungry the whole time we been dating and all you wanna know is .. "When you gone take me to get something to eat?" Now I'm fighting my Ike Turner,If you die on me bih I'll kill yah!  I'm gone let ya'll in on a little secret umkay! I do the same thing I did when my husband was just my boyfriend RET NAH! When you get that ring baby the only super power you get is in your pants because you just wanna be nasty all the time. LMAO! Your love grows more for that person but it only last for about a month .. then its back to the same ol same ol.

COOK YA MAN A MEAL AND SEE HOW THINGS CHANGE! Or if you feel like I'm not about to be buying groceries for two and cooking .. tell him to buy them. That meal means more to him then you know hunny. Now listen to me nah .. I been wrist whipping for a minute now.


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