Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Happy Monday Lovelies!!  So, if you have been here since day one you know weight is always on a sistah's mind. Remember ? So a few people emailed me about starting a weight lost group. Now I'm looking at my gut like these people must've lost all their marbles to Dora on their last trip to " who the hell do they think I am" land, right? So I reached out to my FaceBook friends and people stated they wanted in. So although I'm still scratching my head, I have a fitness group now!!! www.facebook.com/fitnessisstillsexy    This group is really just a motivational group. I know that it gets really hard trying to lost weight alone, when you feel like you are doing so much, but so little is happening. We will have 45 day challenges, prizes for who loses to most weight, and motivate each other to make it to our goal. I AM NOT a weight lost guru or trainer, so any questions about to much; your on your own. I just know what works for me and hopefully it will work fo...

I'm not sure why you want to use the potty right next to me, when there are 3 other stalls free but lets not do it again. We have bathroom rules!! I'm not sure if you are not aware of them or if you just don't care. BBUUUTTTT my dear ladies, I CARE! I am just trying to get in and out of the bathroom and back on the floor and here you go with your feet almost touching mines. Umm excuse me neighbor, why art thou so damn close to me? Oh and it's always you gassy people that sit right next to me. So not only am I trying to pee, and make sure our feet don't touch, you are also honking horns over there with no spray. I JUST CAN'T YA'LL! I JUST CAN NOT DEAL! Didn't Mother Bathroom come to your school and teach you the rules? Well she didn't comes to mines neither but I still know to take my ass down a stall. So miss ma'am that sat beside came into the bathroom behind me, sat in the stall next to me, starting honking for Jesus, while singing a little t...