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Bedroom for Three Please - D

Didn't read part One?


I wasn't able to get a word out before Mellow Yellow was all over Lamount. Screaming at him about being a back stabbing bitch and other shit. I grabbed Mellow Yellow off of Lamount, and he starts whalling on me. In my mind I'm thinking, I really fucked with someone in one of my other lives. Mellow Yellow is telling me, I'm a piece of shit for taking seconds. Lamount chimes his smart ass in stating " No honey, you are trying to have seconds. I been had him, and will again, before you ever get the chance." Now I am back to trying to get Mellow Yellow off of Lamount. Lamount girlfriend burst in the room screaming WTF is going on. I think all the blood in my body rushed to my head, because I just wanted to pass out to distract everyone. Mellow Yellow opens his queen ass mouth and tells the girl we are all sleeping together. Yup, I die right there on the spot. I feel like I have just been pushed out of the closet that I didn't even know I was in. If she believes him, she will tell, and then my life is pretty much over. But I have done no wrong right? I mean I feel that I haven't. I never messed with a girl and guy at the same time, so I'm not technically hiding anything.

She looks at him and burst out laughing. No, no, no. She is REALLY laughing, hard! She tells Mellow Yellow that it is not possible b/c her and Lamount are together ALL THE TIME. Which is really a lie because I've been over twice when she hasn't been there. AANNNDDDD he just tried to give me head in the bathroom, under the same roof as her. Neither one of us can believe what she is saying. I'm pretty sure we all have the same look on our faces. Mellow Yellow says she is a damn fool, and him and Lamount used to mess around, and now Lamount and me are messing around. You would think I would open my mouth to say something to clear my name. My fucking heart is beating so fast I can't speak. She tells him, to lay off the drinks or he can leave. INSTANTLY, Mellow Yellow burst out crying and leaves the room.

Time to lie : we both conclude that we were trying to used the bathroom and Mellow Yellow came on to us. She caught us as we were trying to get him under control. She believes us = Mission Accomplished

SMH ...... I'm not quite sure how my Summer is going to go, but I feel that it will only get more interesting.

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