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Maury Said The Gay Guy IS The Father

Guest Spot today!!! Today's Guest is my mean cousin Tonya. Yes, she is very mean. LOL. She tourted me as a child, but also taught me that if people don't like you ... F THEM! I used to be a big cry baby way way way ( really not that far back ) in the day, and she would hit me and say suck it up! She is one of my closest cousin, and still looks 16 years old. Let's check out her take on my next reader letter! Thanks Girl! Love you!




 Dear Shanice, 
Love your blog btw! You keep me laughing at work. First let me say I am a straight male. 
found your blog through someone else, and you are funny and honest. My cousins girlfriend 
of is pregnant. I know 100000000000 % it isn't his. I know this because her male "bestfriend" 
got drunk and told me. Now the twist to this story is her male best friend is bisexual. One of 
my cousins sent me a screen shot of his profile on a gay male site.I thought the shit was 
funny, because he acts like such a tough guy for no reason. I tried to tell my cousin I thought 
his girl was messing around and he just told me I was a hater and lonely. Right now I am like 
fuck it, but my other cousin that sent me the screenshot keeps bugging me to tell him 
everything. Honestly, I don't care, but I would love your take on this.
Dear Mr. My cousin girlfriend is PREGNANT

So let me see if I have this correct ur cousin gf is pregnant, and u know he is not the baby daddy because her best friend told u on a drunk conversation. And the one that has all the dirt and screenshot wants u to be messy and tell it all.

MMMMHMMMM now that u have read my summary do it still look crazy to you let that child be you already said u don't care, since the one cousin have all the dirty and screenshot why don't they do it. Just messy hell if u ask me for all you guys know it could be here best friends BAHAHAHAHA wait I'm sorry *really I'm not*.

Just let it be you stay out it will all come out when that baby gets here and  if he is singing that baby don't look like me or it is his let him found out. point blank and the period.

-Sincerely A Guest
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