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Dear Nail Tech, I'M WATCHING A MOVIE!!!!

Courtesy of my Lovely Tall, Sweet Friend - LOGAN!! Hey girl!!

Dear Nail Tech, 

I know you are just trying to be pleasant but suga, listen, this is my relax time umkay. I have already told you  how I want my nails, what color, no design, no pink power, just regular! Why are you still talking to me, behind that brick wall you call a mask? I want to catch up on my Netflicks shows, and just take my mind off life. No this isn't the first time I've been here, thank you so much for liking the nail color I choose, stop leaning your head over here trying to watch, and yes I apply my lashes on myself. This is my real hair and no you cannot touch it. Of course I just left work, don't you see this work attire with this badge hanging off me!! I thought the running eye liner would tell you that, but shame on me. Like why must we become besties in this one hour where I came to just relax, huh!! EXPLAIN THAT TO ME!! Don't you get tired of me saying huh to you 30 damn times b/c of that tampax you have over your mouth, blocking your voice? Just let me sit in this here chair, and watch my show, umkay? I will tip you, I SWEAR TO OPI PINK POLISH, I am going to give you a tip. Just be quiet ....... talk to the lady next to me, who is all up in my phone!! EXCUSE YOU LADY! 

xoxoxo


Ready for Summah!

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