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He Has 5 Kids, but I'm In Love - Reader Letter

Dear Shanice,

I am a 22 year old woman, dating a 26 year old man. We have been dating for about 8 months and I can honestly say I am in love. Since school is out he took his kids on a mini summer vacation. He told me he wanted me to meet his kids. Now I knew he had kids but I didn't know how many. I never asked about them because honestly that's not my business. To make a long story short, he picked me up in a SUV and there were 5 kids inside. I died inside. 5 KIDS!!! I couldn't believe it. He was just smiling like this was normal. The weekend was very eventful, loud,messy,but entertaining to say the least. When I got home, I flipped out. I don't mind dating a man with kids, but 5 kids is a bit much for me. Do you think I'm wrong for wanting to leave him because of his children?

PS I loved Take That Bitch To Trial Letter

Thanks, Lisa

Dear Lisa,

RRUUUNNNN BBBBIIIIHHHHH!!!
Girl you have no reason to feel any kind of way because he has 5 kids. Now if he was married and had these kids, I would say ... shit I would still say run girl. You are 22 years old, do you really want to chase after 5 kids,plus your own MUCH later in life. I'm 25 and I would run! That's a whole village!!! I can't. I'm not able, your not able. The only thing able is his strong ass sperm! OMG .. are you having protective sex? Because he can rub your back and you will be pregnant girl. None of this that I am saying is at his charactor. He may be a great guy and great father. But 5 kids ... sweet mother of the Zebra Cakes .... is a lot for any one to handle. Just tell him, listen Sperm Bank; I mean whatever his name is, you have 5 kids and I just graduated high school 4 years ago. I can't do this at this moment. Or the next moment. Even after I die and come back as North West daughter I still can't do this. Sorry. Then give him a pregnancy test you took so he knows you won't be calling him later with baby #6.

xoxox
throw that ass in a circle

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