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Bathroom for Two Please - D

I got wasted. Let's just start there. ( sidebar, I love how D writes like this is a book. LOL) I got a text from the ex saying she was pregnant. ( que usher's confession's ) Why would you text me that? That's so , well I don't know what to call it but damn you could call me!! I don't think it's mines. We always use protection. Well unless it was before we broke up. Damn!!! I don't want a baby by her. I want a baby by my wife. ( it's called STRAP UP! STUPID!) So I went to a dinner at Lamount's house, and I knew it was a bad idea from jump. Ol' girl is still mad at me about the ex but we are still rocking. You cannot guess who opened the door for me. MELLOW YELLOW!!!! I could've passed out right there. This is a party, so we are eating and drinking. I mean I am sleeping upstairs so I don't care about how much I"m drinking. So you know the more you drink, the more you pee. I went to the bathroom in Lamount's room because there was someone in the guest one. So I'm peeing and someone comes in the room .....
They cut the lights off and start rubbing on me. That shit feels so good, I'm not even gone lie. I didn't even care who it was, I was just in the zone, drunk, all warm inside.  I cut the lights back on because this person is in front of me on their knees, and trying to get it poppin! I'm ready until the lights come on and it's fucking LAMOUNT! I couldn't get the fuck out of there fast enough. He didn't understand what the problem was. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET WITH ME!!!! He just stood there smiling at me and licking his lips. I let me self out and guess who is sitting on the bed looking DIRECTLY at the door...... MELLOW YELLOW .... and that's when the fight begins ..


I'll part two you guys tomorrow!!! whew ....
xoxoxo
Drama for ya baby mama .....



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