Dear Mr. Elevator Man

I was going to start back blogging at the top of the year - but thought I'd give one more before 2015 leaves. A little recap/encouragement, I guess that's what we can call this. In 2015 - I left my job. Like my real ass, 730-430, get paid every 1st & 15th, this is your set salary job. It's still pretty surreal - but yes I did. I started a business with my fiance catering. Scared shitless isn't even the beginning of what I felt. Read that here . I am still running that business right now. I have two other businesses that I started a few years ago and ............ well yeah that's it. Time management is a real issue for your girl. Like FRFR .. BUT I still operate them .... just not as often as I would like. So that's my goal for 2016 - all three need to bringing in more income than it is now. Did I mention it's 2:50am ,, and I have a real estate shoot in the morning? Ah well .. A lot of people ask me about starting a business. After I blank sta...

I don't even know how to start this blog off or if it'll even make sense, be grammatically correct but here we go .... A white teacher from my hometown, decided that he and his wife were going to dress up as Kanye and Kim West for Halloween. No Issue there. Look - I even got you some examples on how to do it : Now the issue with this "teachers outfit" is that .... he decide .. all on his own .. to paint his body brown. Yes he's entire body. His wife, who posted the photo online even stated " People thought he was a black man" - Direct quote. When I saw him .. these images flooded my mind ...  Now I know for some of you guys, who possibly are off the grid , you have never seen those photos. BUT every Halloween - for some strange reason - white people feel like "Yes we can pull out our black body paint and became a nigger for a day!!". My dear ... this is black face. No one gives a shit that is it Halloween, you don...

That's been my week. Come on in and let me get some things off my chest ....

So I received an update from the wife that is sleeping with her husbands nephew. I really just want her to tell her husband. At this point there is no marriage to save. I am not married yet but I know for a FACT if my soon to be husband has a baby with someone else; it's over. At this point in your life you made the commitment to love, respect and cherish me. Stepping outside of our marriage is showing me that you do not care about me or these vows we took. If you are in a relationship and the other person moves out; you need to figure out if you can work it out or if it's time to let it go. DO NOT bring a third person into your marriage and wreck havoc. - Shanice

Dear Danny, When do you think a man should be taken back in a relationship? My boyfriend of 2 years just told me about how you cheated on me with multiple women for the first year of our relationship. As he puts it "he has grown so much since then and he had to get the truth off he's chest". This I found out was a lie because I got a Facebook message from one of the girls telling me that he had a 3 month old son. When I confronted him about it, after taking he's lying ass back in, he told me he went and got a DNA test and the baby isn't he's. Which only pisses me off even more because you are out here having unprotected sex with these women and we keep it wrapped up tight over here because of my trust issues. My friends are telling me to give him another chance since it was over a year ago and he told me instead of me finding out but I really want to say fuck him. We do not live together so it's not like I have to split up shit between us. I want to go t...

Lawd ...............            Lawd ............................. The title is JUST the tip of the ice!!!!!! I recorded this with my laptop instead of my camera so the quality is not the best but if you want a good story and laugh .. check it out!! Like, comment,and subscribe!

I have seen the above question quite a few times over the last week so I thought, hey why not speak on it! Hello, my name is Shanice and I am a plate fixer.

Wassup Wasup Wassup Wassup Wassup ... LADIES ... Wassup Wasup Wassup Wassup Wassup .. * enters twerk mode * Random post fa that ass! This engagement has my world UP SIDE DOWN. So after this party, I will be back like like roaches in the projects :) Until then I'll pop in and out if I want to say sum sum .. Well let's get jiggy with it

I'm in a shitty mood today so you have been warned. Let's get to this random post ...

Dear Danny, I am 27 years old and have been married for 5 years. I know I was very young when I got married but I loved my husband very much. Three years into my marriage my husband had an outside child. I separated from my husband for a year and eventually went back. I now have a 1 year old son and I don't know if I want to continue to be with my husband. He says he hasn't stepped outside our marriage but anytime he isn't where he said he was, I instantly go to him cheating. His first child baby mother makes slick comments and he doesn't do anything to stop it. My mother told me that I only went back to my husband so that I could have a child by him. At this point everything he does pisses me off. I don't even want his other child to come over here anymore because it's a constant reminder. I know that is childish but hey, I'm telling my truth. Please help. Do you think we can work through this, or is it even worth it? Tina

ELLEEELLLOOOOO!!!!! I'm wondering where has the love gone?

New Monday spot! I get a nice amount of emails from men asking me things that honestly, I cannot answer. So Today I want to introduce #MCM Danny's Advice. Every Monday you can catch a topic/letter from him answering. We have some catching up to do but decided to jump on in with this question since I have been asked twice already. Enjoy!

YYYYAASSSSS ..... If you do not follow me on social media then you do not know bbbuuttttt I got ENGAGED YESTERDAY!!!!!! 

And if you guessed it was my birthday .... YOU WERE RIGHT! That eyelash was on FFLLLEEEEKKK that day. Ok, it was really on it's last leg but whatever I was still cute. Well today is the day that the Lord said ... LET GREATNESS BE BORN! And Here I am :) 26 years later.  So I am 26 .. GAH DAMN the pressure is really on to get my life together. Side note : Why was I crip walking to the baby Einsteins theme song? I'm so shame. ANYWHO! I always thought by 25 I would be a working lawyer, married with my first baby on the way. Well listen here .. I am a college drop out, found my career ( that I LOVE ) in logistics, not married ( but very happy ) with no kids. I'm truly happy and blessed this birthday. Now on to a few RRRAANNNDDDOOMMMMM. I know y'all love when I speak ratchet. LOL. 1. Why does dry grinding turn you women on? Like I saw this clip of Chris Brown humping the air and the comment section was tew murch. Like you know he isn't going to fuck y...

Dear slow rider, The fn police are wwwwwaaaaaayyyyyyyyy over there, with someone pulled over ..... SPEED UP!!! I don't understand why we have to play snail and tortoise with the pulled over police. The speed limit is 55, why sweet Lord biscuit butter ball baby Job, are we going 29. I'll let you in on a little secret ... HE CAN'T GET YOU IF YOU ARE GOING BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT. Now you got an attitude with me because I'm riding your ass. You right I'm riding you because all the other cars are ZOOMING pass us and you still over here driving Miss Daisy. Then when I do get around you, yo punk ass wanna speed up. -_- You kidding right? Just speed up!!!!! At least go 50!!! I'm not asking for much. I'm not, I'm not .. I P R'r O M I S E I'm  not being difficult. I just want to not ram your car into that ditch over there and watch it slam into a few of those trees because you are afraid that the police that already have someone pulled over, who is o...

I'm so tired of seeing people "beef" and fight on FB from my small town. I know each small town has it's problems, but GAH DAMN!! I swear it seems like every year it gets worst. I can't even fault the younger kids for being out here in the streets, showing no respect for elders, fighting over petty shit, keeping up drama because the older "grown ups" are doing showing them how to act. At what age are you going to stop fighting? You do know that is a crime right? You also have someone else stupid ass out here recording it as evidence. NEWS FLASH : Once something is placed on the internet, even deleted, it can still be found. Employees are on all social network and with a city as small as Decatur, they will find the videos. I wanna know what one must say to you to get you ready to fight? I'm almost 26 years old and unless you put your hands on me, chile you can miss me with all that running off at the mouth shit, ESPECIALLY on social media. I do not ...

Welcome! Let me tell you right now I am not in the mood umkay?! I haven't been blogging because my job has me SKKRRREEEESSSSEEEEDDDDD AAAAHHHHHTTTTT ( in my plies voice). I literally just want to sleep when I get home. Unfortunately I end up getting dragged out the house anyways, and honestly that's a good thing. So I'm going to ease back in this thang and I have some surprises/changes happening in March for the blog. Anywho let's get to what I want to talk about today .... 1. Natural Hair isn't for Er'body .....

HHHHEEYYYYHHHOOOO!! Remember Brittany from Pregnant by my Youth Director?   Well Miss Ma'am has emailed me back with a follow up and I am LIVID!! I am now personally talking to her because this is just wrong. This blog has become a way bigger thing than me and if you write me, I'm going to help you. Her issue has so many topics I want to speak about, and I will, but for right now I'm just trying to open her eyes. Dear Miss Shanice, I told my mom and she was pretty upset. I have been talking to HIM and he really hasn't been supportive. He won't answer my calls and completely ignores me in church. I texted him what did I do to him to make him treat me like this and he said, not getting an abortion. That really mad me upset so I went and told my mom who the baby of my unborn child was. She didn't believe me until I showed her a message from him. I thought she would be upset about reading the abortion part but she was just mad at me for being a "stupid gi...

Happy Monday!!!! I hope you are all having a great Monday so far. In deciding to do more this year, I'm heading out tonight with a group of friends to a comedy event. WHOOP WHOOP! Anywho enough about me, let's get to this reader letter shall we? Don't forget to Like,Comment and SUBSCRIBE!!