Dear Mr. Elevator Man

So I get emails from people asking me odd things, trying to charge me for shat, and most of the time I just trash them all. This one guy KEPT emailing me, so I decided to see what was up. Meet Demetrius. No this isn't his real name, but he told me I could rename him. LOL. I will be sharing his story and my advice .. be nice nah ... Here's our first encounter ...  Hi Shanice,  I love your blog and I am looking for some advice. Now I am no MEM, my situation is a lot different. I am a Sophomore in college. I have a loving girlfriend, but I'm bisexual. Yeah, you weren't expecting that were you. I messed around with a guy my freshman year of college, and met my now girlfriend a little after. I have not messed with any guys since the first one and I'm pretty happy. Well I was.  Before you ask, no my girlfriend doesn't know about my previous encounter with the one guy. There is this guy in one of my classes, and he is very attractive. We exchange looks but I have N...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR EVERLASTING MIND!!!!!!!! Ok, let me calm down because my pressure is RISING! You have GOT to be the dumbest, smartest, stupiest man I have EVER MET!! So your ex girlfriend, the slut that started this whole relationship, is pregnant. She doesn't know who it is, and your not 100% sure its not yours. I COULD SHIT NAILS RIGHT NOW!! She told you that she is 8 months, ok ok so lets see .... You'll broke up in June? DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! You might be that babies pappy! But don't get your hopes up because she clearly told you that it could be 2 other peoples. Which has me thinking, is it really the horse back riding that makes it burn? That's just nasty and she just ........... I can't find the words. BUT WHAT YOUR NOT GOING TO DO is start buying baby shit and might not even have a damn baby. I see it in your face. The answer is NO. You need to weight until she has the baby, they will do a DNA test there and then go by Ba...

Happy Monday!!! I have started this first sentence over like a million times. My blog has no structure, some times I write about MEM and some times I write about other things. Today will be an other things post. Sorry if you were looking for an MEM post, it isn't behind this door. Now go sit with Mother Love and wait on the update.  So again, this is just a rant! If your feelings get hurt because of something I said, stop clicking on these post.  What happen to fighting? I'm not talking about that near death fighting. I'm talking about that, when your friends see that the message you are were trying to give, is given, then breaking you'll up  type of fighting. I remember when you didn't like someone, you'll fought and let it go. Hell some times you didn't even fight, you just ignored each other and went about your day. I am so tired of hearing about people getting killed and shot up because of a disagreement. Listen, nothing in this world is that ...