Dear Mr. Elevator Man

No, seriously .. I have nothing to talk about today. The weird part is I actually sung the title in my Tina Turner voice. * starts rocking my shoulders * I have three back to back meetings in 10 minutes, so let's knock this out AIGHT! 1. Support black businesses. These are usually the first places to hire US! I hate to see people try to knock other people down because they aren't doing shit. There is clothing store in my hometown that is doing very well for themselves and people STAY trying to go at them. I've been in there a few times, but until I get this weight up off me ... ummm shawty can't wear nothing in there. But it's cute tho!!  2. STFU sometimes! GAH DAMN! Sorry, I just needed that. I swear some of you guys just talk and fuss to do so. You know how your parents use to say " shut up cause nah you just talking to hear yourself talk". Oh , so ya'll trying to say that was just my mama? Whatever ... 3. Last but not least ... if you a...

WHEW! Miss me? Last week was too much for me and I needed to step away. I won't go into detail about it here but just know I am upset! ONWARD AND UPWARDS SHALL WE!! Time for an Ask Shanice Week! Bring some humor back to the blog and get so of you'll together(and me caught up) with these emails. Caught it below : Dear Shanice, I enjoy your blog and hope that you can help me. (Don't they all chile .. )  I started dating a married man about 8 months ago. He told me he was unhappy with his married life, but wasn't sure if he wanted to leave his wife. I went into this as a side chick, I guess you could say. ( No girl, I'm gone say )  After seeing him for a few months he told me he would leave his wife for me and wanted to start a family soon. I was so excited because I had grown to love this man with everything I had. I move closer to his side of town, so that I could see him more, and he slowly started moving things in. I stop taking my birth control, and soon b...

So even though today is Vlog Thursday, I didn't make one :( MEH! I gotta get a new schedule. Anywo ... Here's an OOOOLLLLDDD Post from November of last year. Enjoy! Dear Jesus be a hair bow, I am ssssooooo tired of going out and seeing these children's heads looking like Helen Keller did their heads, while your swing your 20 inch beach blond body wave. I don't understand how you can come out of your house and your baby look like she played in a sand storm and you smiling at every man you see. GIRL WHET? When people know that you have children, they don't care what you look like if your child walking around with Albert Einstein sides. Is it so hard to do hair,and put your kids on clean clothes? OH MY SWEET SUGARY BROWN don't let me get on why your baby has a snort mustache going on!!!! I just need you parents to do better. Like a whole lot better. Like a thousand times a thousand times 6 more damn thousand better. So girl in the QT line, getting ready t...

Dear women, Why is it that we will drop our BEST girlfriend over something petty but let the same man run in and out of our lives? I just DO NOT understand that. I see it all the time on FaceBook. " look at us haters, we still pushing" But girl why are you still pushing? He had 3 whole children on your and you still "riding" for him. SMH. You'll give me a headache.

Listen, I had a completely didn't post for today, unkay! My mom called me still sick, doctors unknown of why her throat has been hurting for days and I have these two ladies in my inbox giving me a f'n headache.I'm an only child so when something is wrong with my mother it throws me into a mood. A "leave me the fack alone until my mother is better " mood. You know something like " I will curse each and every last person out in this place " in Jesus name, amen type of mood. Anywho this post is to you old bats in my inbox talking WRECK LESS!