Dear Mr. Elevator Man

So......... Many people have asked me " Who is Mr Elevator Man"? Hell I don't know! This very fine man started talking to me on the elevator at work. I don't know his name, or where he works. So ....... me and my friend think that Mr. Elevator Man is ........................... THE JANITOR!!! Ok, we are not sure but listen he could be anyone. I think he see's me come in on the monitors in the lobby, rushes to change clothes, and then runs to the top floor and rides it down to me. Yes that is a lot to do in 60 seconds, but he may already have the pants and shirt on. I always see a badge but it's blank. So if he was the clean up executive/technician, then he wouldn't have his photo on his badge. Yup and his car could be his brothers, sisters boyfriend who is really his best friend from college that he let him borrow when he was house sitting for him, when he went out of the country to help the poor children of three world countries. YUP ... ...