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Who Is Mr. Elevator Man

So.........

Many people have asked me " Who is Mr Elevator Man"?

Hell I don't know! This very fine man started talking to me on the elevator at work. I don't know his name, or where he works.

So ....... me and my friend think that Mr. Elevator Man is ...........................






THE JANITOR!!! Ok, we are not sure but listen he could be anyone. I think he see's me come in on the monitors in the lobby, rushes to change clothes, and then runs to the top floor and rides it down to me.
Yes that is a lot to do in 60 seconds, but he may already have the pants and shirt on. I always see a badge but it's blank. So if he was the clean up executive/technician, then he wouldn't have his photo on his badge.

Yup and his car could be his brothers, sisters boyfriend who is really his best friend from college that he let him borrow when he was house sitting for him, when he went out of the country to help the poor children of three world countries. YUP ... I'm going with it!

Honestly I don't know who he is and I like it that way. I can totally talk shhhhhhhhhh to him and he just looks at me like I have quoted the bible of common sense. Did I mention he was easy on the eyes? A little airheadish ( totally made that up) but still cute and gets a BIG CHECK. Nah  I ain't no gold digger, and I am in a great relationship BUT if my hunny ever leaves me .... I'll hook one of my friends up with Mr. Elevator man. You thought I was going to date him didn't you? HA!

So this rant is over.

The weather is nice in Atlanta.

I almost got stung by a bee.

Night bugs are disrespectful.

Pray over all your meals. You never know when you'll be on an episode of SNAPPED as the victim.

xoxoxoxo
Detective Sweet Potatoe Pancakes
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