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Weight Lost Rant

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

I don't understand why this weight just doesn't come off. I mean I really don't want you to stay here Mr.Weight, I would much rather you pack you all your extra friends and get the flapjacks off my body!

I got on the scale yesterday and it stated that I gained ALL the weight I lost PLUS 5 MORE POUNDS! Let's just say this girl was NOT a happy camper. Then I went and measured myself. Why in Satan's toenails did I do that? Listen my bottom in bigger than most of you guys TV! Although I can say I am proud that my top half and bottom half are/is/whatever bigger than my stomach/waist area I am still OVER IT!

My hunny and bestie are trying to cheer me up but I really AIN'T here for it. I was going to go on a water diet. Yes I know ..... what the hell are you thinking Shanice! Well I was thinking this fat would fall off since I would be putting no calories in myself. Let's just say they were NOT pleased about that. I do not want to keep doing these different diets. I just want to eat healthy and workout. OH WAIT!? I HAVE!

I'm trying to figure out how to burn my scale, to dust. I don't know if I can say I 100% believe that the scale is correct but those measurements smh. I mean if I wanted to be a video vixen, I would be KILLING the game. But I just want to be able to tuck my shirt in without looking like I ate a baby penguin.

Oh I saw Mr. Elevator man and he was trying to give me a motivational speak, although he wasn't sure what had me down. I completely tuned him out but that didn't stop him from talking. SMH. I think it's so funny that he was so concerned and he doesn't even know my name. WEIRDO MUCH?

anywho ....... I did eat today ...... to shut them up .....

xoxoxoxo
in a phantom looking hella chunky
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