Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Dear I Only Love Natural Hair People, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!! No serious ... leave ... me .... alone!!! I do not care that you don't like weave, or braids, or anything other than this afro puff. THIS AINT YO GAH DAMN HEAD!!! Unless you plan on going to hair school ( i know the real name of it ), and doing my natural hair HOW I WANT IT everyday .... you can join Spongebob Squarepants at driving school and love on Mrs. Puff bald head ass. I don't understand why you are so concerned with my hair. It doesn't change my blackness, it doesn't change my feelings toward black issues .. what is does it let my black ass sleep in a little bit more in the morning, it gives my hair relief from being handled every day, it helps me express myself with curls, colors, and cuts without damaging this CROWN OF GLORY underneath it all.  It seems like you need to have a little talk with your Jesus ... TELL 'EM ... tell him all about your I only love people with natural hair

Danny, Straight to the point, I am in love with a stripper. This is dumb as hell but I love her. We are bumping heads because I do not want her to strip anymore. She thinks I'm ashamed of her but I just ain't trying to think about another nigga looking at my girl naked. We have only been dating a short amount of time but I feel like she can stop stripping and I will take care of her. She's 21 and I'm 33. I have my own house, two cars, and a very well paying job. I'm not a baller but I live well enough were she can pursue other dreams that she has. I've already told her if she continues to strip when the holidays come around, we will be over. I just need some advise on how to get her to stop stripping and let a real man take care of her. Broham, This is not an extremely hard question. My first thought is to ask you did you meet her in the strip club? But that's neither here nor there. What I will tell you is that you have to ultimately understand what