Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Warning : There is cursing ... I'm not homeless, yet, but I damn sure am angry. This is a random post but more of random letters inside one post. That made no sense but I don't really care. Its my blog, so I can have it my way. < insert diddy take that take that dance > 1. Dear Fast Food Restaurant .... I LIKE WATER FOR FACK SAKE!!! I am not trying to take this cup over there to get a soda, I really want some water. Its 90 degrees outside, I do not want any soda! Why is it that you give me this baby ass cup for water? BIH H2O is FREE!!! So now you have to call your manager to the front b/c I am NOT about to pay you a dollar for a bigger cup. I might as well let the water flow in my hands and drink out of it. In two sips this water is gone. SMH. If you want the water cup to be clear, that's fine. Just make the cups bigger. SWEET CHEESSSUUUSSSS!!! And no I don't want your bottle of water for $2.50 that I can get at the store for $1. FOH! 2. Dear Realtors, yo

He want that HOT Sugah Sugah ... he want that adknakdafirallthe time and you can sakdjfaoincaoiew thats fine .. he want that ssuuugggaaaahhhh he want that ssuuuggggaaahhh .. yeah I don't know all the words but whatever .... I think that's going to be my new saying this summer .. I mean that's cool or whatever * in my hoodrat voice * Anywho!! I'm moving. Nope, not the blog but in real life. I cannot focus on anything else but moving. It has consumed my life. So I am signing papers and packing up this week, then my mother will be here this Friday - Monday, my anniversary is that Tuesday and I have to be out of my apartment by Friday. Hunny, and my head still look like a puff ball. SMH. All my mind keeps thinking about is paint, boxes, cable transfer ( because you'll know Comcast aint bout shat ) traffic to get to the new house, cleaning the old apartment, am I going to have to curse the leasing off out about anything in here, what clothes can I pack up , oh no n

So Long, farewell, to you my friend! Goodbye for now, until we meet again. It's been great to play and sing together( in the box) , and now it's time to say goodbye ( makes noise ). In the box was the JAM!!! I know you'll was sanging it along with me.  Anywho welcome shark bait uh ah ah ( it's from Finding Nemo ) to Randomness Part 7!! I feel like it's been a while since I did one, so let's get on with it umkay? UMKAY! 1. The Summer is here,and crop tops are STILL not in my near future. But, I'm so fine with that. It's the fact that you other larger than life MEM's are not. UMMMM, I am not trying to see your stomach out, if it's tucked in your jeans. As I always say, looking like ya stomach dumlapes over your breetches. It's ok to be cute, but don't give people a reason to talk. Keep pushing girls!! I am!  2. I think I'm a professional ratchet. I mean as soon as my wheels hit the pavement leaving work its " Let me in,

The ratchet shows don't get turned on that often in my household. I have yet to watch a complete season of any reality show in a long time. I catch a few here and there but that's it. BUT my Facebook family keeps a G updated. So my lovely friend who has a blog radio show, Hey Kenya!, interviewed this gentleman and all of a sudden he was all over my timeline Monday. So here is my letter to that kind gentleman. Dear Brokshea The Model,  Did you not see the camera's following you'll around? Did you really just ask for this girls card, on the mic, camera's rolling, 30 people around you listening? If someone offers to pay and you don't have 2 pennies to rub together to wish for some more money to appear, SHUT YO BROKE ASS UP! Now I understand people fall on hard times, and I saw that you were in an accident and all that .... So yes, maybe you didn't have the funds that night. What you should've done is went down to Bulldogs, or Wanda's PlayHouse,

Miss me? I have been in a hole. I have a love hate relationship with spending money, and I just had to break the BANK to get our truck fixed. Keep me in your prayers. Having shoe withdrawals. I just want to talk about Tina from Mary Mary's situation. Now, I am not married and just until recently actually thought I would be ready for marriage. Seeing SSSOOO many people's marriage fail, had me in the corner like, nah bruh I'm cool just shacking up. Now don't get me wrong, I can't wait to get married, but I understand that dating and marriage are TTTOOOOOTTTAAALLLLYYYYY DIFFERENT. So again, this is just my opinion on Tina's situation and you we can agree to disagree, I'm cool with that. Forgiveness and stupidity sometimes go hand in hand. I have seen many girls forgive their man of something but refuse to acknowledge what was did. If you don't address the issue, what does forgiven really do, other than give him the ok to do it again. With Tina's sit

First off let me say HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all the lovely mothers and single fathers out there. This is NOT for you"drop your kids off every weekend to go out" mothers. So yeah. this isn't for you. Moving right along ..... Just know I'm crying as I am writing this post today. I've had a weekend from hell.  When I was 13 years old, I lost my grandmother. It is always hard when you lose a grandmother, but like most southern kids, my granny was my 1st mama. Now some of you may be like what? Your mama, is your first mama. Well that's not how I saw it. My mama was always my mama, but I lived with my grandmother more than my mom. My mother was a single mom, who worked MANY late nights to provide for me. I understood that growing up. I knew that I lived with my grandmother to go to a school my mother wanted me to go to, I knew that my mom would come by every afternoon to see me, check my homework, and possibly take me home with her if she didn't fall asle

If you miss the back story click (here) Dear Shanice,  Thanks for replying to my message. I did what you said and told my family. Well just my mom and close cousins and they were furious to say the least. Her mom, my aunt, didn't believe she was pregnant. So she went out and bought a test to make her take in front of us. I was crying the entire time because I didn't understand why I needed to be there to witness the madness. Pregnancy hormones, smh. Long story short. she wasn't pregnant. She said "she miscarried" a few days before but no one believed her. I just don't understand what I did to her to make her do that to me. I told her she could have him because me nor my baby needed him in our lives. No I will not be keeping my baby from him, because he is the father, but there will be no family. I kicked him out before you replied to the email. LOL. I was sick of looking at his face. Everytime he smiled down at his phone I thought it was her. Thats some

Backstory - D is still sleeping with the ex and the new girl ... the ex confronted the new girl .. he doesn't know how she found out. Thinks it's from IG. He doesn't understand why the new girl is mad because technically they aren't official. <insert eyeroll > 

Dear MEM,  While you're in your place and your fiance located in her home, do you see it? When you roll over at night, to the cold side of the bed; do you feel it? When you're watching a movie and your laughter is the only one you hear, do you hear it? Has reality not set in yet? The reality that you are engaged yet you don't eat together, live together, sleep together, or talk to each other often. This time now, that you are getting alone, is your time to SEPARATE & SEE. It's time for you to realize that maybe I, we, rushed into this. And maybe I thought this was what I wanted but in actuality, I really just want to be loved. I really just wanted someone to play in my hair while we are watching tv, fall asleep mid movie then wake up asking what happened. I just wanted someone to roll over into my arms and tell me my breath is horrid this morning, then laugh and get under the covers to avoid it. Have you realized you just wanted someone to argue with about what to

I AM SSSSOOOO TIRED of seeing you and your baby outside with the umbilical cord still attached. Meaning, why are you out and about with this 72 hour baby?! I have not had a child, but I know for a FACT the doctor told your leaky bottom ass to stay in the house.

We've been waiting for yyyoooouuuuuuuu. Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ... THREE'S COMPANY TTTTOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Yes I have a very old soul! LOL! Hey boo's! Did you miss me because I missed you guys!! I have not been in the mood to blog. I really have been in a meh mood. I was sick earlier this week and now I can't seem to stay awake. Although ... I sleep a lot any ways , but still I can feel when sleep is wining the war! PMS starts next week, so you'll ALLLLLRRREEEAAAADDDDDDYYYYY KNOW!  This isn't a funny random post, this is more of just thoughts in my head.  There are 234 girls missing from a school in Africa. Its been two weeks and I hear of this via social media. Please read up about it. Now I'm not here to talk about that situation, because that would be a long post, I want to talk about this subject on social media. I don't understand why people get so catch up in telling other people how to feel. WHO GIVES A SHIT if we didn'