Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Listen, its so damn cold that I can't think straight. Like I had a whole post about MEM but listen .............. I can't feel my feet!!!!!! My hands are cold, my nose is cold .. I AM OVER IT!!! This guy asked me why I didn't have gloves ........ BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE SOUTH! I only have a scarf because it's cute. I'm trying to catch a bird to South America because I promise you'll I just can't function. Tomorrow night it's going to be 6 degrees. Yes like the age of a first grader.Yup over it. Let's go ahead and call up Dora, get Maps and find me a warm location because the Devil is a liar! The truth isn't in him and the heat isn't in the MF either!  So I have doing a 45 day weight loss challenge. This week I am detoxing, and due to the heat not functioning correctly in my office building, I had coffee this morning. Hell as I'm typing this I want another cup just to stay warm! Why don't you just drink warm water you might ask? Tried ...

Ya'll, it's so dang cold outside I can't even think. This morning I was just like Jesus if you would just be a sun ray on this 5'3 caramel lady, I will shout for joy in the parking lot. I didn't get that sun ray until a few moments ago but the wind didn't blow so I did a 2 step any ways. Well it was more like an air hump in the car b/c I wasn't about to stand out there to much longer. I have to walk a little slow down my steps b/c everyday I almost commit suicide on them! Somehow my feet decide they want to go one way and my body is going another way .... I"m just screaming the Lords Pray trying to keep everything together. LOL. That's so not funny but I'm laughing as I write this so whateva! It's my blog!   I had this weird dream about someone in my accounting department at work that had me on fire! She came to my desk and just went HAM on me. Listen, that lady and I were having words UMMKAY! She wanted me to work faster and I wanted her ...