Ya'll, it's so dang cold outside I can't even think. This morning I was just like Jesus if you would just be a sun ray on this 5'3 caramel lady, I will shout for joy in the parking lot. I didn't get that sun ray until a few moments ago but the wind didn't blow so I did a 2 step any ways. Well it was more like an air hump in the car b/c I wasn't about to stand out there to much longer. I have to walk a little slow down my steps b/c everyday I almost commit suicide on them! Somehow my feet decide they want to go one way and my body is going another way .... I"m just screaming the Lords Pray trying to keep everything together. LOL. That's so not funny but I'm laughing as I write this so whateva! It's my blog!
I had this weird dream about someone in my accounting department at work that had me on fire! She came to my desk and just went HAM on me. Listen, that lady and I were having words UMMKAY! She wanted me to work faster and I wanted her to get the hell away from me. It went from a casual, ok I will get this done when I get time, to a full out IF YOU DON'T GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DESK, SHIT WILL BE SHAT! Then my lovely manager came and saved the day. I am off Friday, so no need to worry about me; I will be getting some sleep!
Google is the devil!! Whenever I am feeling a little off, I Google my symptoms. I ALWAYS have cancer, pregnant, or untreatable <insert really big medical word). Yet I am still alive and kicking. So I did that the other day and now everyday I am on Google trying to figure out when I will take my last breath. SMH. Stay away from Google ladies.
Someone sent me a message about how to keep Sponge Bob on air. Like girl ...... does it look like I watch Sponge bob? He doesn't pay any of my bills nor does he take care of me. He better stay in that pineapple under the sea, and get a new contract with Nickelodeon. Because this girl cannot help him.
This lady cut me off coming to work the other day, and she works in my building. She shot me a bird, but that's not the funny part. She was walking really slow to get inside the building when she saw me pull up. I held the elevator doors open for like 60 seconds to ensure we would both be on the elevator ride. LOL!!! She just smiled and I said, you were in a hurry huh? If she could've died right there, she would've. Oh well, I wished her a blessed day. :)
Always remember,
Don't let anyone piss on your leg and tell you it's raining
Oh, I have been asked to start a weight loss group so email/fb message/come by my desk if you are interested! I still don't know If I will do it but if enough people sign up, I will.
Check out Kinda Awesome Book Club on FB. We are starting a new book soon! It's a closed group but I will let you in! Just click the button!
xoxoxo
With the birds in the south for the Winter
I had this weird dream about someone in my accounting department at work that had me on fire! She came to my desk and just went HAM on me. Listen, that lady and I were having words UMMKAY! She wanted me to work faster and I wanted her to get the hell away from me. It went from a casual, ok I will get this done when I get time, to a full out IF YOU DON'T GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DESK, SHIT WILL BE SHAT! Then my lovely manager came and saved the day. I am off Friday, so no need to worry about me; I will be getting some sleep!
Google is the devil!! Whenever I am feeling a little off, I Google my symptoms. I ALWAYS have cancer, pregnant, or untreatable <insert really big medical word). Yet I am still alive and kicking. So I did that the other day and now everyday I am on Google trying to figure out when I will take my last breath. SMH. Stay away from Google ladies.
Someone sent me a message about how to keep Sponge Bob on air. Like girl ...... does it look like I watch Sponge bob? He doesn't pay any of my bills nor does he take care of me. He better stay in that pineapple under the sea, and get a new contract with Nickelodeon. Because this girl cannot help him.
This lady cut me off coming to work the other day, and she works in my building. She shot me a bird, but that's not the funny part. She was walking really slow to get inside the building when she saw me pull up. I held the elevator doors open for like 60 seconds to ensure we would both be on the elevator ride. LOL!!! She just smiled and I said, you were in a hurry huh? If she could've died right there, she would've. Oh well, I wished her a blessed day. :)
Always remember,
Don't let anyone piss on your leg and tell you it's raining
Oh, I have been asked to start a weight loss group so email/fb message/come by my desk if you are interested! I still don't know If I will do it but if enough people sign up, I will.
Check out Kinda Awesome Book Club on FB. We are starting a new book soon! It's a closed group but I will let you in! Just click the button!
xoxoxo
With the birds in the south for the Winter
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