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Where is MEM?

Your best guess is my best guess. Is it weird that I look for him now? I feel like he is my kid coming home from college and I'm waiting for my update. I'm waiting to see his first girlfriend from college or for him to tell me about how he likes this girl but he needs moms advice. Don't judge me! After our last encounter, I was weirded out; but I am itching to get my weekly fix! Hello, my name is Shanice and I'm addicted to MEM updates. They say the first step is admitting it, right? I don't want to date him. I hate that pretty much everyone thinks I want to date him. That is f'n nasty! Don't get me wrong, he is easy on the eyes .... BUT my heart belongs to someone else. So let's see ... I think he is somewhere on vacation, hooking up with as many women as he can. He will come back and tell me all about his adventures, and I will judge him. ( Because that's what I do.) He will tell me he has met THE ONE, yet again. I will know nothing about her but I will assume she isn't. ( Because they usually aren't) Life will go back to being normal. Someone asked me what I would do if he bought me a Christmas gift. I would pass the hell out. I don't want anything,other than this,  to tie us together. I will never ask for his name, and I will never tell him mines. That makes this too real. I want to keep it on the grounds were we don't know each other and I can give you my truth anyways. I have no emotions towards him., other than my damn update, and that works best for me. If he ever told me his name, I would have to end it right there. Why you might ask? Well thanks for asking, I'll tell you! IT MAKES IT REAL! I mean I know it's real, because I can really see him, and others have to. BUT it makes it REAL, REAL. Like searching each other on FB, finding out what we likes, what our friends look like, where we hang out, caring about each others family issues. NO NO NO NO! I don't want that. I just want to give my opinion about what he is asking me, from a non bias point of view, and clock in. 

Random : The book club will start " Black Water Rising " ASAP! Our first Ovoo meeting of this book will be the first full week in January! Find us on FaceBook : Kinda Awesome Book Club. I'll add you :) 

The weight lost group will be up and running by the first of the year!! For more details on joining the group. or becoming an ambassador, contact me! 

xoxoxo

kicking it with Santa and he's 3 Ho's 
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