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Conversation at the Drive Thru

Me : Hi, Can I have a Sausage Biscuit and a Hashbrown. That will be all.

Worker : Ok so that's a Sausage Biscuit, Bacon and cheese Biscuit and a hashbrown. Would you like something to drink with that.

 Me : No, that's wrong. I want A sausage Biscuit, and 1 hashbrown. That's it. ( still in a good mood ) 

Worker : Ok so that's 2 Sausage Biscuits and 1 hashbrown. Does this complete your order.

Me : ( over it at this point ) NO!! * leans out the window* I JUST WANT ONE, SINGLE SAUSAGE BISCUIT AND ONE ORDER OF HASHBROWN. ONE OF EACH. JUST ONE, UNO. 

Worker : Ma'am please hold so that I can correct your older.


 Me : -__- you have GOTS to be kidding me

Worker : Ma'am was that just a regular sausage biscuit?

Me : Is there someone else in there to help you, because I'm not sure where we are missing the blue's clues.

Worker : Excuse me?

Me : Do you need me to pull up to the window?

Worker : No ma'am. I have your uno sausage and uno hashbrown.

Me: ( oh this heifer trying to be funny ) Thanks!

I pull up to the window and her ass ain't eeeeevvveeennn there. There was a dude, talking about she went to the back. Well bring her ass up here then!!! There really should be an exam you have to pass to work drive-thru because, it's not that hard to push the buttons!!!!!!!!!

xoxoxo

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