Dear Mr. Elevator Man

Listen, I'm not sure why you are locking eyes with me in this conference meeting but it's freaking me out. I was told that it's a rule not to find your "pretty pretty" person while public speaking. Let's just say you failed!!!! I'm not sure if it's the big afro that I have going on today but Mr.Scary man I am NOT trying to be one of your many wives. Then you started saying my name ....... your flipping creepy. I just keep thinking I'm going to get trapped in the elevator with you and the lights are going to flicker and you'll be on top of me like white on rice. You like 6'5 and I'm just 5'3...... You will not be trying to MJ .... nevermind .... that just made my stomach hurt. Listen, I'm not interested. Those 30 second stares you can keep because I have never counted ceiling tiles so fast in my life!! xoxoxo There are 8 on each row

Dear People with ADD, I really understand that you are not complete OMG look its a sting ray. Oh wait sting ray's don't fly, duh I meant to say a Blue Jay. I have loved Blue Jays FOREVER! Remember when all those people were fighting over those Jordan's last year? THAT'S HOW IT GOES!!! I love you all to pieces, I really do but I need you to concentrate on me when you are talking to me about something really important. When you get sidetracked and then can't remember what you wanted to tell me ........... lighten strike and the thunder roars!!!!! Like why can't you just KEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP ON BELLLIIIIIEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!!! Tehehe that song is so random. 0.o xoxoxox The Eye Of The Tiger